Tess Tickular's definitions

Broddha

A wise friend that you can seek advice from.

Hey broddha, how do I mentally deal with my bosshole? I caught myself thinking of beating his ass, but I want to keep my job.

Alternate: bruddha

by Tess Tickular November 3, 2016

Dashboard Warrior

Dashboard Warrior is exactly like a keyboard warrior but in a car for instances of spontaneous road rage where there is never any plan to escalate an altercation face to face. In fact, if any encounter is about to escalate beyond harmless finger fighting via some Mime-Fu or Hand-Jitsu, the Dashboard Warrior will make all efforts to hastily drive off and escape.

Man, the school drop off these days is crazy. Nothing but Dashboard Warriors and Karents as if everyone is late to work - too busy go toe to toe before the principal or, Mr Meyers (the oversized PE/Math teacher) breaks it up. I get it, schools were only made for students arriving by walking in the snow uphill both ways — never this militaristic style attack by troops comprised of assorted mini backpacked soldiers in primary colored camo, shuttled quickly by fleets of offroad Humvee-like 4x4 suvs and all personnel carriers in the form of gold, silver, and burgundy minivans…

by Tess Tickular August 19, 2021

Bruddha

A wise friend you can seek advice from.

Hey bruddha, how do I mentally deal with my bosshole? I caught myself thinking of beating his ass, but I want to keep my job.

Alternate: broddha

by Tess Tickular November 3, 2016

fauxdercoat

To spray paint a surface from at least two feet away creating a mist of paint that evenly distributes color and creates a gritty satin texture similar to powdercoating.

I fauxdercoated my car parts so it looks like it was professionally powdercoated - mainly to save time and money - but also to hide imperfections due to lack of paint prep, skill, and any patience to do it right. So I tell myself I fauxdercoat because it’s temporary and I’ll powdercoat it later for reals - but we all know that shit excuse is just famous last words.

by Tess Tickular May 18, 2021

Yoops!

The same as "Oops!" except when someone else does something wrong - as in, or short for "You oops!". Thus it's alternate spelling: "Youps!".

"Yoops! Bob, you just REPLIED ALL to the company wide email!"

"Yoops! The boss thought he could walk 10,000 steps at work without anyone noticing...then everyone wondered why he was not working."

by Tess Tickular May 18, 2016

Text juking

Text juking refers to the rapid fire method of a texting sender switching topics during a text conversation before the recipient(s) can respond causing delayed responses and directional confusion - similar to a quick football move.

Text Juker: (Sends Twitter link about nuclear fallout)
Recipient: (Checks link. Skims)
Text Juker: (Replying to earlier topic) “Like my stepfather would say, ‘She looks like she was rode hard and put away wet."’
Recipient: (Starts typing response to nuclear fallout)
Text Juker: “I think I’m going to join Scientology today!”
Recipient: (Deletes response. Now typing response to Scientology)
Text Juker: (Sends a photo of bats having sex)
Recipient: (Replies with a bunch of “ha ha’s” . Creates new meme about Text Juker switching topics like the Fast and Furious changes gears. Checks Urban Dictionary for “Text Juking” term)

by Tess Tickular March 9, 2021

Finger Fight

Finger fight simply refers to a harmless exchange of middle fingers with strangers during an altercation most commonly experienced with road rage incidents that doesn’t escalate. Gesture only. Non-physical and non-verbal.

I got into a finger fight with another parent during school drop off after he didn’t let me merge in front of him.

by Tess Tickular August 19, 2021