3 definitions by Tell me why do you care?

Housed

To become so impaired that the next morning you wake up in a random house.

Dude! I got housed at Jeff's party last week! I ended up waking up at Lindsay's place.

by Tell me why do you care? February 26, 2015

Van Stry

A nerdy blond kid who has a giant house and is a mad bender in hockey. When a party is thrown at his house it's called project V.

Dude do you see Van Stry out on the ice? His ankles are bent at almost a 90 degree angle!

by Tell me why do you care? January 7, 2013

nutty milk

An alternative nickname for semen. Also, an organic white girl beverage produced from cashew milk.

"Does anyone know where Brad is?"
"Probably alone in his room watching porn making a fresh batch of nutty milk."

by Tell me why do you care? January 4, 2017