Telephony's definitions

the national Anthrax

What Beavis of MTV's Beavis and Butt-Head wanted to call the national anthem when MTV showed the music video of the song, "Hy Pro Glo" from the Anthrax album, "Sound of White Noise" from 1992.

When the song started, he exclaimed, "Yesss! The national Anthrax!!!"

{Beavis}: Hey Butt-head, this is like that thing they play, like, really late at night when the station's, like, going off the air.

{Butt-head}: Yeah, only the music's a lot cooler. This should, like, be the National Anthem.

{Beavis}: Yesss! The National Anthrax!

{Butt-head}: Yeah, like they could play it at baseball games and stuff.

by Telephony December 18, 2012

Pee knuckle

How one might spell the name of the card game, "Pinochle" because it is pronounced as though it were spelled, "Pee knuckle".

Martha, I'm going over to Ron's house tonight because he's hosting a Pee knuckle competition.

by Telephony October 8, 2013

Hozay

How one might spell the name, "José" if they can't spell Spanish names.
The spelling, "H-O-Z-A-Y" is because it sounds just like that when spoken.

JC Penney bastardised the song, "Feliz Navidad" by Hozay Feliciano this Christmas!

by Telephony December 18, 2013

Jeepers peepers! Where'd you get those those creepers?

A parody of the little ditty "Jeepers creepers".

Jeepers peepers! Where'd you get those those creepers? Jeepers peepers! Where'd you get those eyes?

by Telephony December 19, 2014

fudgepacking

What somebody might call, "packing" for a move when they're forced to move frequently.

{From the side of a MeHaul moving box}:

ME-HAUL BOXES ARE SPECIFICALLY SIZED TO MAKE FUDGEPACKING
AND UNLOADING HARDER FOR THE DON'T-IT-YOURSELF F46607.

by Telephony July 3, 2014

uranator

Somebody who infuses molten glass with an anion oxide of the heavy metal uranium, thus creating Vaseline glass marbles aka. uranated glass marbles -- although other items such as ashtrays, vases, commemorative glass insulators, etc. can be made with it.

Not to be confused with urinal or even urinator.

Hey Bob! Did you know that Husoos is a uranator now?
Yeah, he got a job at the Vaseline glass marble factory about three weeks ago.

by Telephony January 2, 2013

blow

A surprisingly common typographical error of the word, "bowl".

I had a blow of store-brand Rice Checks cereal for breakfast this morning.

by Telephony July 23, 2015