3 definitions by Tehkeelah

Tigerism

The religion, culture, and mindset describing the forces of rightiousness. Thier powers derive from their excessively strong, wise, or hardcore nature. Worship is given to the ultimate god Gary, as well as the lesser gods and several legendary warriors:

Mario God of Life
Mr. T God of Death
Serious Sam God of War
Mick Foley God of Peace
Shigeru Miyamoto God of Liturature
The Prodigy God of Music
Count Chocula God of Resource
Lewis Black God of Humor
Stephen Hawking God of Wisdom
Robocop Legendary Warrior
The Gord Legendary Warrior
Ash Legendary Warrior

The followers of Tigerism are constantly at war with the followers of Fuckerism over the fate of this world.

"Tigerism is victorious! We Tigers! We Tigers!"

by Tehkeelah April 2, 2005

fuckery

Unrest due to an excess of bad vibes given off by dishonesty, stupidity, fiendish demenors, or fuckerism.

"Something is not right... There is fuckery afoot..."

by Tehkeelah April 2, 2005

Fuckerism

The religion, culture, and mindset describing the forces of dishonor. Thier powers derive from their excessively lame, stupid, or distasteful nature. Worship is given to the ultimate god Antigary, as long as the lesser gods and several legendary warriors:

Saddam Hussain God of Suffering
EA God of Terror
Hitler God of Destruction
Martha Stewart God of Anguish
Christopher Reeve God of Greed
RIAA President God of Censorship
David Trombley God of Waste
Wolly Wollette God of Labor
George W. Bush God of Idiocy
Jar Jar Binks Legendary Warrior
Jared from Subway Legendary Warrior
Bill O'Reilly Legendary Warrior

The followers of Fuckerism are constantly at war with the followers of Tigerism over the fate of this world.

"The forces of Fuckerism must be destroyed."

by Tehkeelah April 2, 2005