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I was about to dismantle two way Wendy when she told me there’s a reason they call her two way Wendy. If I didn’t find an Asscomplice to join me, there would be no dismantling. Lucky for me I found Jism hands Jason to hit the back side. Sick son of a bitch!
by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020
Get the Asscomplice mug.Is a slang term used to describe an individual who shoots an excessive amount of cum, so much that it could fill up a bucket.
I was talking to Keith the other day, and he said he met this guy named Jon on the tinder app. Keith said of all the guys he’s met and had sex with, he’s never seen a guy who was blowing buckets like Jon. Keith said his jungle like chest hair looked like a monsoon rained down on him!
by Tee Cee Deez April 2, 2020
Get the Blowing Buckets mug.Cornholetined is the result of an individual who refuses to wear a condom with their partner, who subsequently has either forgotten or refused to continue with their preferred method of birth control, and thus quarantines their man to the cornhole.
Well here’s a new one, Kristen quit taking her birth control pill and she said if I refuse to cover my dong, I’m Cornholetined. She knows I don’t like anal either, so I hope she isn’t angling to get a delivery from my Load Bearing Balls so we can have a child. Fuck I love her snatch. God damn it!
by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020
Get the Cornholetined mug.Did you hear the news about Jason? His wife Andrea made him get a vasectomy, and now he’s Desquirtified since he blows blank loads. I feel for the guy, he was proud of his two man army.
by Tee Cee Deez February 28, 2020
Get the Desquirtified mug.When a female in labor makes the final push to get the baby out, but lays a fart so long and loud it measures on the Richter scale.
Jesus, while Melissa was in labor with our son Jake and she made the final push to get him out, she dropped the loudest fart that had to measure on the Richter scale. It may have been the first ever Birthquake!
by Tee Cee Deez February 29, 2020
Get the Birthquake mug.If you are dong jigglin more than twice at the urinal, it means you’re playing whack a dong, which isn’t cool.
by Tee Cee Deez February 11, 2019
Get the Dong Jigglin mug.This is a description of an older gentleman, who is well off, wears velour sweatsuits, and his bulge is unmistakably noticeable to all that he is around.
I was at a gas station, and this guy in his 60’s starts hitting on a girl half his age. She told him she would love to hang with a Daddy Big Dong. The woman he hit on is now my ex wife!
by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019
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