Definitions by Tee Cee Deez

Birthquake 

When a female in labor makes the final push to get the baby out, but lays a fart so long and loud it measures on the Richter scale.

Jesus, while Melissa was in labor with our son Jake and she made the final push to get him out, she dropped the loudest fart that had to measure on the Richter scale. It may have been the first ever Birthquake!

Birthquake by Tee Cee Deez February 29, 2020

Desquirtified

The official label one receives after they have made the unfortunate decision to get a vasectomy.

Did you hear the news about Jason? His wife Andrea made him get a vasectomy, and now he’s Desquirtified since he blows blank loads. I feel for the guy, he was proud of his two man army.

Desquirtified by Tee Cee Deez February 28, 2020

Bulge Bouncer

An individual who does nothing but scope the bulges in a males pants, and once they’ve noticed one of an ample enough size, bulge bounces to the next guy.

Jenny became a bulge bouncer when she scoped mikes dong and left me for it. I’m devastated!

Bulge Bouncer by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2020

Canitize 

The act of cleaning another persons anus before slipping your dong in the ass.

I was about to rail Sophie, but her ass was so shitloaded I had to canitize it to make sure it was clean.

Canitize by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2020

Bunghole Buffet 

When an individual let’s you eat their ass out all day, any day, buffet style

Tina called me over to have a hard core sex session, or what I thought would be a sex session. Instead, Tina told me I was invited to the bunghole buffet. I asked what the fuck she was talking about, and she said I could eat her ass out all night. So I did, and it definitely didn’t taste like chicken.

Bunghole Buffet by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2020

Brown Eye Assassin 

An individual who has mastered the art of completely dismantling the ass of another individual.

I don’t know what happened last but I was dismantled by a brown eye assassin last night and it was great

Brown Eye Assassin by Tee Cee Deez June 15, 2019

Beard Bath 

When you are eating a female out, and as she orgasms, she unleashes an ungodly secretion.

My buddy James was telling me he was going down on his girlfriend and he was the recipient of a beard bath. I wish I had a beard or girlfriend, damn it.

Beard Bath by Tee Cee Deez March 21, 2019