Ted Rimmel Jr's definitions
Sexting is the act of sending sensual, risque, or sexual text messages to someone with the purpose of hoping to invoke sexual relations. Insexting is when two people who are related are sexting. It is a play on the words "incest" (because the two people are related) and "sexting" (because it is the act of sexting).
I myself have been discovered insexting my mom.
I myself have been discovered insexting my mom.
Guy talking to a group of several friends: "Hey everyone, guess what? I solved the mystery of that girl Ted has been texting all the time".
One person in the group: "You mean sexting instead of texting. I know he was sexting to some woman, he said so."
Guy talking to a group of several friends: "I read the messages. It is sexting, but the woman he was texting is his mother, so technically he has been insexting."
Group: "Haha Ted has been insexting his mom, hahaha. That is absolutely wild."
One person in the group: "You mean sexting instead of texting. I know he was sexting to some woman, he said so."
Guy talking to a group of several friends: "I read the messages. It is sexting, but the woman he was texting is his mother, so technically he has been insexting."
Group: "Haha Ted has been insexting his mom, hahaha. That is absolutely wild."
by Ted Rimmel Jr August 1, 2024
Get the Insexting mug.The act of using the Urban Dictionary as a confessional to confess things. These confessions are about various things. Many people do this in Urban Dictionary due to the ability to use a pseudonym as a username. This satisfies the feeling of the need to confess. At the same time it ensures that the confessor remains anonymous due to using the fake names as usernames (not everyone on here uses a fake name as a username, nut the large majority do).
I am on Urban Dictionary doing my own urban confessional. I, Ted Rimmel Jr, promised if Urban Dictionary printed my first definition (Oedifession) I would be entering over 100 (more like over 300) definitions of other words to confess about my Oedipus Complex, to confess about my mother being my girlfriend, to explain it, to prove it, and further support exposing it. So yes, many people on here use the urban confessional.
I am on Urban Dictionary doing my own urban confessional. I, Ted Rimmel Jr, promised if Urban Dictionary printed my first definition (Oedifession) I would be entering over 100 (more like over 300) definitions of other words to confess about my Oedipus Complex, to confess about my mother being my girlfriend, to explain it, to prove it, and further support exposing it. So yes, many people on here use the urban confessional.
Sandra: "Ted Rimmel Jr is actually doing as he said. He said if Urban Dictionary posted his definition of Oedifession he would post at least 100 definitions of other words that support proving his Oedipus Complex, him being in love with his mother, and about his mother being his girlfriend. Ted is actually following through on his promise!"
Lance: "I have read some of Ted's previous definitions on Urban Dictionary. Confessing all about that on Urban Dictionary is definitely the way to go. By doing that Ted is definitely using the urban confessional. I will keep reading his definitions in the future."
Lance: "I have read some of Ted's previous definitions on Urban Dictionary. Confessing all about that on Urban Dictionary is definitely the way to go. By doing that Ted is definitely using the urban confessional. I will keep reading his definitions in the future."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
Get the urban confessional mug.An incext is a sensual, risque, or sexually explicit text message sent between two people who are related. The incext is the result of the act of incexting, which is sexting (sending sexy text messages) between two people who are related.
I myself have been discovered to be sending incexts to my mother.
I myself have been discovered to be sending incexts to my mother.
Sandra: "Hey all. I was talking to Ted's sister the other day. She said she found Ted was sexting some woman. Ted's sister briefly stole Ted's phone and copied and downloaded all of the messages. She printed them out and showed them to me. Ted was sexting with his mother, so all of those messages were incexts."
The ones Sandra was talking to: "No freaking way. His mother??!! Oh wow, hehehe"
Sandra: "Ha ha, Ted will have some explaining to do next time we see him."
A guy in the group: "Really Sandy? Come on. I mean what explanation is there other than exactly what it looks like."
The ones Sandra was talking to: "No freaking way. His mother??!! Oh wow, hehehe"
Sandra: "Ha ha, Ted will have some explaining to do next time we see him."
A guy in the group: "Really Sandy? Come on. I mean what explanation is there other than exactly what it looks like."
by Ted Rimmel Jr August 1, 2024
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