Definitions by Ted Lynn Smith

-decadian 

Suffix used to describe something of a particular decade. Used with a Latin-numberical prefix. For example, to refer to something of the 70s, one would say "Septadecadian", the 80s "Octadecadian" and so forth.

The locals in Kansas have an octadecadian sense of fashion.

-decadian by Ted Lynn Smith August 8, 2003

Kansas Hard Lemonade 

Concentrated urine that is dark in color and harsh in odor much like that of a dehydrated fat man.

Phew Enis, I need to go drop some Kansas Hard Lemonade!

Kansas Hard Lemonade by Ted Lynn Smith August 8, 2003

Kansas Pink 

Stinky, nasty, grotesquely unwashed, sticky, greasy, smegma-filled, crab infested, queef-city whale-of-a-tale fat white-trailer-trash poduck pussy, etc.

Hey Wes, less go down to Topeka and get us some Kansas Pink!

Kansas Pink by Ted Lynn Smith August 8, 2003

Go Big Red 

The act of releasing blood from one's asshole either as a result of illness or as a result of violent consensual or nonconsensual ass sex word Cornhole.

In Ft Levenworth, Kansas, they all go big red because there's so much man love goin' on out there.

Go Big Red by Ted Lynn Smith August 8, 2003

Oklahoma Funk 

The smell of unwashed, fetid genetalia; similar to the smells encountered in and around the entire state of Oklahoma to include Kansas, Arkansas and most definately Texas (especially Houston -- phew!).

Marie had the Oklahoma Funk after not washing her coochie for seven days and seven nights.

Oklahoma Funk by Ted Lynn Smith August 8, 2003

clit commander

Rear Admiral (Lower Half) Tom O'Bannigan, Commander, USS Clit

clit commander by Ted Lynn Smith August 8, 2003

Des Moines Surprise 

word Kansas Hard Lemonade

It does one well to follow a Des Moines Surprise and a Topeka Destroyer with some nice Kansas Hard Lemonade.

Des Moines Surprise by Ted Lynn Smith August 8, 2003