Taylor's definitions

rio ferdinand

£30 million pound england and manchester united defender born in Peckham hated by leeeds fans as he left them to join a better club.

Glen johnson is going to be the next rio ferdinand

by Taylor November 23, 2003

Neve Campbell

The GREATEST and HOTTEST Scream Queen of all!!!! ALL HAIL!!!!

I had a boring night, and then Neve Campbell walked into the room. BOY! That brightened my day!

by Taylor March 16, 2005

Spitch

a bitch ass mexican

You fuckin spitch, go eat a burrito..
ie:Phil

by Taylor May 6, 2003

cryptoid

a cryptoid is something that desribes a monster you don't know. like, if you don't know what kind of monster it is, it's obviously a cryptoid.

Ah, shit son. Look at that fucking cryptoid under my bed.

by Taylor March 7, 2005

shity num nums

When your ass cheeks get coverd in shit from your ass getting worn out and it stays open and the shit falls out into you underwear or boxers.

My shity num nums make my ass sore and stain it brown.

by Taylor January 8, 2005

Debs

Once in a millenium a woman is born who is both beautiful and fun to tickle under a shady tree. The person I am talking about is of course the most eligible bachelorette in the Northern Hemisphere. A woman of both grace and Christian morals, she is held in the highest regard worldwide. She certainly is the human race's finest being.

When Debs walked onto the baseball field in her skimpy outfit, I creamed my pants.

by Taylor July 6, 2003

gi'ver

When you give it all that you've got.
Nothing held back

Come on guys we gotta fucking gi'ver

by Taylor January 15, 2005