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Definitions by Taste the ROE

Beaver Blowjob 

The act of getting your meat stick scraped by nothing but the front teeth.
That nerdy bitch Krista in the office gave me a beaver blowjob last night and my knobgoblin is covered in scabs.

Making Hummus

Similar to flicking the bean but instead of flicking you are pulverizing the clit until orgasm and it is raw and smashed to a pulp kind of like how a garbanzo bean is smashed to make hummus.
You can tell Quanesha was making hummus earlier because the whole apartment smells like rotten pussy.
Making Hummus by Taste the ROE August 13, 2017
During anal sex you remove your clam hammer from her Hershey highway, then proceed to take your shit covered tuna torpedo and smack her in the face, leaving a mushroom shaped shit mark
After I finished annihilating her asshole, I made good use of my shit covered member by giving her a mushie
Mushie by Taste the ROE April 7, 2017