Definitions by Tara Conwaye

Reverse traveling salesman

(N) When the air from flatulence moves forward and creates a snapping sensation on the genitals.

Antonym: traveling salesman

Anna squirmed in her seat, as her fart had become a reverse traveling salesman.

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(N) a fart in which the air that escapes creates a snapping sensation on the small of one’s back.

Antonym: reverse traveling salesman

Jon’s fart felt like someone snapped a rubber band across his tailbone; definitely indicative of a traveling salesman.

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