Jeffs Screenshots

Fake

You're just about as real as jeffs screenshots.

by Tara June 24, 2016

Drizzle aka Diz

what u call someone when they pee themselves

"did u just drizzle in the parking lot at wawa?"

by Tara March 08, 2005

ville valo

the ultimate addiction.you could spend a lifetime gazing at him and still thirst for more

the world was on fire, no one could save me but you...

by tara August 27, 2004

dildo

A rubber dick that girls play sex with.

Last year,I was at my friend Mary's house and Mary needed socks. They were in her mothers sock drawer.She dug through the drawer and found a puffy sock.She dumped out the contents and screamed."TARA!What the Hell is this!" I ran in and saw the blue vibrating mechanism.I told her it was probably her mothers DILDO!

by Tara February 10, 2005

rapt

Australian surfer slang, means excited.

"oooo dude im so totally rapt"

by Tara January 05, 2005

Eddie Guerrero

This is the hottest fucking man alive.He's a wrestler for smackdown and he has a dumb ass nephew named Chavo who is full of himself.

Viva La Raza! I lie!I cheat!I steal!

by Tara February 24, 2005

boater

A boater is someone from the middle east with a thick accent, or shows any other signs of being "fresh of the boat"

Amir is such a boater just look at that chest hair.

or

Dude he was such a fucking boater i didn't understand a damn thing he said.

by Tara February 20, 2005