3 definitions by Tangential Hero

Used to describe something of which you possess no functional knowledge (the asterisk in English diction, is a popping sound produced by swiftly removing the tongue from the roof of the mouth.) SAR-(pop)-too-gah-nuhs
Always seeking to impress his classmates, Brandon referred to the new topic in his quantum mechanics course as varied in design and generally psar*tuginous in derivation.
by Tangential Hero June 18, 2008
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The mutilation of the English language reminiscent of "lolcats", mostly exercising the reversal of plural and singular verbs, spelling basic words in a phonetic fashion, and generally speaking like an ESL student. Used in a fashion mostly by girls in order to sound "cute".
Girl - "u be sooo hottz. i is so gladz u fines me on hotornotzz. we gonna has funzz. i is cold nao. cum cuddel."

Boy (to self) - Ya know, I could have dealt with it up to the "cold nao" part. Fuckin' Downspeak.
by Tangential Hero June 18, 2010
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A percentage measurement of the homosexual tendencies a person possesses calculated by the person's ancestral homosexual behavior.
We all know Natasha is a lesbian, however her gaynicity is surprisingly quite low since only her great aunt was documented to have a closeted homosexual relationship with her second cousin (also her sister).
by Tangential Hero June 4, 2007
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