A percentage measurement of the homosexual tendencies a person possesses calculated by the person's ancestral homosexual behavior.
We all know Natasha is a lesbian, however her gaynicity is surprisingly quite low since only her great aunt was documented to have a closeted homosexual relationship with her second cousin (also her sister).
by Tangential Hero June 04, 2007
The mutilation of the English language reminiscent of "lolcats", mostly exercising the reversal of plural and singular verbs, spelling basic words in a phonetic fashion, and generally speaking like an ESL student. Used in a fashion mostly by girls in order to sound "cute".
Girl - "u be sooo hottz. i is so gladz u fines me on hotornotzz. we gonna has funzz. i is cold nao. cum cuddel."
Boy (to self) - Ya know, I could have dealt with it up to the "cold nao" part. Fuckin' Downspeak.
Boy (to self) - Ya know, I could have dealt with it up to the "cold nao" part. Fuckin' Downspeak.
by Tangential Hero June 18, 2010
Used to describe something of which you possess no functional knowledge (the asterisk in English diction, is a popping sound produced by swiftly removing the tongue from the roof of the mouth.) SAR-(pop)-too-gah-nuhs
Always seeking to impress his classmates, Brandon referred to the new topic in his quantum mechanics course as varied in design and generally psar*tuginous in derivation.
by Tangential Hero June 18, 2008