TalikTheVampire's definitions

Squirly

for something that is a bit worse than crapped up, however has not quite gone to pot

oh thats gone very squirly!

by TalikTheVampire April 4, 2022

its gone tits up

1. something that has failed spectacularly, in a way that could not be predicted (it went tits up) can also be used in this case)
2. something that has broken slightly

Friend 1 - thought you were going out tonight
friend 2 - its gone tits up went tits up, friend 3 was sick and friend 4 had car issues
friend 1 - that went properly tits up then

by TalikTheVampire March 13, 2023

Lizz Trussed

Something that has gone so astronomically wrong that the only way to fix it is to start over entirely

oh you've totally lizz trussed this car. you'll have to get a new one

by TalikTheVampire October 22, 2022

oh! ya blitherin!!

used when you have done something really stupid and you want to call attention to it

oh! ya blitherin!! just trip over the dog why don't ya

by TalikTheVampire February 10, 2021