root

short for beruit, a game similar to beer pong.

by Taylor March 25, 2003

monkey

A Big Ass !!!

Damn shake that monkey.

by Taylor November 25, 2003

ass to mouth

Cleaning your junk off after some good anal

I was hammering away on my girlfriends ass, and then she did a little ass to mouth action, I think I'll put a ring on that finger

by Taylor February 28, 2005

johnny depp

hot hot hot!

my hot grandma in spandex on a hot summer day ((oo yeah))

by taylor April 12, 2004

shity num nums

When your ass cheeks get coverd in shit from your ass getting worn out and it stays open and the shit falls out into you underwear or boxers.

My shity num nums make my ass sore and stain it brown.

by Taylor January 08, 2005

Tubular

used mostly in the 80's, or by people mocking the 80's to describe something 'awesome' or 'excelent' ie, good.

teenage mutant ninja turtles say -
'that's totally tubular dudette'

by taylor September 27, 2003

Apple bong

The sound that is played on a Macintosh computer when it is turned on. The sound file is programed into the computer, it is not part of the software, which means that regarless of which OS you are running, the sound will stay there. If you do not like the sound, one may mute their speakers before they shut down their computer and the sound will not play the next time your Mac is turned on.

I hate the Apple bong...so I just mute my speakers.

by Taylor March 30, 2005