TYLER's definitions

snuff crut

The longest pubic hair protruding from one's anus.

After brushing her teeth the lady flossed with her snuff crut.

by Tyler December 14, 2003

snorkeling

While receiving a blow job from your partner, you plug their nose at the time of orgasm, cutting off their air supply, causing a gargle affect on your cum.

I go snorkeling six times a week.

by Tyler December 14, 2003

shlark

the line that runs along the middle of one's ball sack

My shlark is 3 1/2 inches.

by Tyler December 14, 2003

jumper

A Paratrooper

"Then when the green light turned on, the command was given, "Go!" One by one, each jumper leaped from the plane, trying to stay as close to the guy in front of him as possible. Our plane was traveling at 120 mph and every second lost between jumpers meant about 176 feet of separation between landing sites and comrades."

by Tyler December 15, 2003

urban golf

A game played in an unconventional environment (streets, alleys, sidewalks, etc.) using only a golf club and a ball, such as a tennis ball.
Competitors set up a course in a city-like environment and use targets like billboards and dumpsters as holes. Modeled after the sport of golf--only much cooler.

The five men packed into a van and proceeded with a game of URBAN GOLF, as they do every Saturday night.

by Tyler December 22, 2003

trippy

the real mccoy thats all

real mccoy while listening to pink floyd

by tyler December 31, 2003

Chooch

A word with a wide variety of uses

I just chooched that landing.

Your a chooch mc muffin.

Man he/she's choochey

by Tyler January 6, 2004