Family Jewels

Male or female genitalia.

My friend swung a baseball bat at me and hit me in the my family jewels.

by TXN in DE November 21, 2020

Jeweled

A noun or a verb. To be touched, molested, or hit in the male or female genitalia or family jewels. Other variants, Jewel, Jeweler.

I have just been Jeweled, in my family jewels, by that jeweler standing around the corner laughing his ass off.

by TXN in DE November 21, 2020

dumbassity

A state of mind or culture of being a dumb ass or or involvement in a group of dumb asses

Protesters have risen to the level of dumbassity.

by TXN in DE November 21, 2020