TOm's definitions

Valezed

It's like getting owned, but much, much worse.

Jack: Did you see that picture of Seargent Shame.
Alex: Yeah, those prisoners got owned.
Jack: No, they got valezed

by Tom May 18, 2004

broin

Typo for the word BORIN

Im Broin

by tom September 16, 2003

titty bitch

the word "nipple" and "female dog" combined.

I like your titty, bitch

by tom December 23, 2003

coolio

The "cool" guy on emuw and several other infamoust forums.

Everybody says "omg it's teh cool guy!!!1" when they see him

by Tom March 27, 2003

octomonkey

an multi-limbed siumian, an eight armed monkey, its pretty self explanatry. created in a secret lab on an indian berial ground in central klopatchistan. habitat swamp mangroves, diet small klopatchistani volcano rabbits. very highly priced for there fur

"look at that octomonkey in the tree"
or
"ahhhhhhhh that octomonkey just eviscerated that klopatchistani volcano rabbit"
or
"nooooooooooooooo killer octomonkeys chewing my leg"

by tom April 5, 2005

switchfoot

l33tong band, anyone who don't like them are either gay or were refused their mothers titty as a youngster

Fred: hello i am kuni cos i dont like switchfoot
Jiminy: I agree whole heartedly my african american brother.

by Tom March 9, 2005

pushing tin

Suppose you are in a group of people where you typically do not offer your opinion on some choice, but actually have a preference. Those who actually have no preference use this expression to denote no opinion.

To express that you have no private preference.

A: Where do you want to eat dinner?
B: I'm pushing tin.

by tom June 6, 2004