Definitions by TONY of SXW2
Snapping Turtle's Head
Snapping Turtle's Head
Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.
Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.
Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !
Snapping Turtle's Head by TONY of SXW2 August 12, 2025
Professional Bronzer
Noun
Pronounced: /prəˈfeʃ.ən.əl - brɒnzɜ r/
Male version of a white woman of colour, usually a body builder although could be either a suave or a smoother.
Pronounced: /prəˈfeʃ.ən.əl - brɒnzɜ r/
Male version of a white woman of colour, usually a body builder although could be either a suave or a smoother.
'when I knew him, he was a bit pastey...but now he's grown into a good looking Professional Bronzer... good luck to him!
Professional Bronzer by TONY of SXW2 May 26, 2024
White Women of Colour
'After all these years of prejudice, White Women Of Colour have created their own place among us and are now fully accepted into our liberal and forward thinking, democratic society. We should feel proud!
White Women of Colour by TONY of SXW2 May 24, 2024
White Widow
White Widow by TONY of SXW2 May 24, 2024
Just let it go man
Just let it go man by TONY of SXW2 May 18, 2024
Just let it go man
Just let it go man by TONY of SXW2 May 18, 2024