dark aesthete

what the hell does this mean?
by tom February 03, 2004
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SFA

Diet Pepsi has sfa sugar.
by Tom November 22, 2003
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greenland

Named after the founding of Greenland:
"He called the country, which he had discovered, Greenland, because, he said, people would be attracted thither if the country had a good name"

ie.
"The art of naming an event favourably to attract lots of people, when in actuality the event is nothing as it seems"
Man, Jimmy said it'd be good but the party is fucking Greenland!
by Tom May 13, 2005
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Kitty

1. A small (read: baby) cat.
2. Slang for vagina.

See also: pussy
1. Aww...look at the little kitty!
2. You gonna get yourself some kitty this weekend, Bill?
by Tom November 26, 2003
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religion

A belief system lacking in logic. Denies in some shape or form hard-to-accept facts, such as death, chance, and chaos. Often includes rituals and rules. Frequently abused by authorities to keep the masses under control. Includes shamanism, monotheism, henotheism, etc. Often the source of bad decisions.
The Scandinavians starved themselves to death by not learning from the pagan natives how to survive in Greenland.

Members of the Panawave Laboratory believe their leader is dying from communist microwaves attacks.
by Tom November 20, 2003
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Rezzen

Telling a lie to cover up another lie.
For years, I've been rezzen. I just wish their was a way to fix it.
by Tom October 10, 2004
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Tom's Tour of Europe

A type of exaggeration used by a man when trying to persuade a lady-friend to sleep with him, probably in a one night stand. Usually the perpetrator will have maybe visited a couple of friends on the continent, getting so drunk at each place it really does matter where he went.
This summer I went on a Tour of Europe. Please sleep with me.
by tom October 07, 2004
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