TODD's definitions

jankmo-balls

Evolving from combination of "janky" and "sketch-balls" (which comes from, and has similar meaning to "sketchy"). An adjective describing something below standard, shady, or all around questionable. Can refer to behavior or an object.

1.) That hooker pulled a jankmo-balls move and gave me herpes and didn't even have the courtesy to tell me.

2.) My jankmo-balls '84 Toyota Camry is a dirty-ass hoopty that smells like dead rat.

by Todd January 5, 2004

christendom

A scary ass haunted school that is home to exorcisms, shadowy figures, and strange voices. School staff denies any knowledge until recently, when a former graduate came foreward and told stories of things he'd witnessed and heard. Definatly one of the most haunted places in america.

Boy Christendom would make a nice setting for an episode of "Buffy"

by Todd September 13, 2004

ain't you seen my movies

What Dan says all the time quoting Sam L. Jackson on Chapelle's show.

Dan: ain't you seen my movies
other person: if u say that again ill kill u
Dan: ain't you seen my movies
(other person kills dan)

by Todd May 5, 2004

dilshmo

dildo, doosche, and homo all in one

Chris Hickson is a dilshmo because joey safford invented this word.

by Todd September 19, 2004

T.O.D.D.

That ole dynamite dick

me

by Todd October 31, 2003

girlgasm

The reaction a female has to something exceedingly girly, such as a shoe sale, one of her friends getting engaged, watching America's Next Top Model

My girlfriend had such a girlgasm about the new shoe store, she dragged me in for two hours.

by Todd April 5, 2005

dooshbag

its doosh, everybody knows that

by todd December 4, 2002