20 definitions by TM

nodhammer

Suggestion that the accused has little awareness of the situation.

"Nod...hammmer?" Made with appropriate waving motion of the wrist at head-height, suggestive of the movement of a nodhammer lightly tapped against the bonce. Note - a nodhammer is an emergency hammer used to break glass on Danish Trains. Not to be confused with the nothammer, on some other European trains.

by TM December 5, 2003

chicken selects

Bent chicken mcnuggets.

I hate mcnuggets, I'm ordering chicken selects.

by TM February 15, 2005

smirnoff ice

Giant bitch drink. Everyone makes fun of those who drink it, but it sure does dissapear fast when someone brings it to a party.

Guy #1: You're such a bitch for drinking Smirnoff Ice.
Guy #2: Well at least I'm not going to pass out and get teabagged.

20 Minutes later...

Guy #3: Dude, nice form on the teabag!
Guy #2: Thanks.

by TM September 9, 2004

Iron Maiden

Iron Maiden is awesome
Best songs are Fear of the Dark and The Wicker Man
Notice how all the people who dont like Iron Maiden get all thumbs down

The shadow of the wicker man is rising up again

by TM May 6, 2005

flibbish

A pat of butter artfully molded into a silhouette of our third president.

Overheard at an ALEC conference: "Please pass the flibbish."

by TM September 15, 2004

chulent

A food that some Jewish people eat on Shabbat. This food takes a long time to cook, and is often made in a croc-pot. Its preperation begins the day before, because you are not supposed to work on the sabbath.

The Rosenburg family ate chulent for lunch on Saturday afternoon.

by TM October 9, 2004

pirates dream

A flat chested girl.
The phrase "pirates dream" referring to a sunken chest.

That chick's a pirates dream!

by TM January 23, 2005