TJ 's definitions

Snow monkey

A canadian

people south of the border (mexicans) are monkeys, and people north of the border (canadians) are snow monkeys

by TJ May 17, 2004

10 million sockeye

an expression of love

I love you more than 10 million sockeye

by TJ March 3, 2004

atwttb

literally, "all the way to the bank"

Tim: "Did you sten that wombski?"
Vinnie: "I nailed her with a chew in!"
Tim: "ATWTTB!"
Vinnie: "Nice!"

by TJ January 28, 2003

callum law

aye rite, a whole load of ****. get a life mate!

total lies,lies lies lies and more lies

by tj April 1, 2004

camaro

The car that looks like a blurr when you blast by it in a mustang.

Friend: what the hell was that?
Me: that was just a slow-ass camaro.

by TJ January 15, 2005

SLAP

Acronym for Sex, Age, Location, and Pic. Commonly used as a question in internet chatrooms, since more and more people on the internet have pics making "ASL?" or "A/S/L?" outmoded.

A person enters chatroom, then another person asks...
SLAP?

by TJ March 12, 2005

speed bumps

sponger or other annoying obstacle inside a surf spot
sometimes you hit em on purpose cause theyr annoying

last wave was sick, but i hit a few speed bumps on the way in

by tj April 20, 2005