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the new crunk music, that you can do the snap(the dance)to.
'lean wit it, rock wit it' 'snap ya fingers' 'laffy taffy' 'oh i think they like me' 'do it do it' are SNAP MUSIC songs.

have you seen the new snap ya fingers video?
by TJ June 17, 2006
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The illest most meanest ganstasis in all the land.
by TJ May 9, 2003
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Etymology: Middle English 'bal', from Old Norse 'bollr' and akin to Old High German 'balla'; combined with the commin suffix 'er' denoting one that does or performs (a specified action)

Therefore, a baller is, literally, 'one who balls'

Other connotations of the word include:

(N)
1. One who exhibits a consistent proficency at-, or exuberant love for the game of basketball.
2. One whose person has been fully and successfully established in numerous social circles (esp. one who is extremely popular with both the male and female members of any given social group)
3. One whose status in society has been earned by one's possession of "game" (that is, proficiency at the game of life)

(Adj)
1. Exhibiting those qualitites of a baller; not limited to the description of a person, 'baller' may be used to describe any place, thing or situation.
(N)
1. "Kobe Bryant... now THAT kid's a baller"
2. "Wanna be a baller, shot caller, twenty inch blades on the impala, caller getting laid tonight..."
3. "Hey yo! Don't let nobody else up in this booth. I see nothing but gansters up in here, I see nothing but ballers up in here..."

(Adj)
1. "This Sh*t is baller"

Suburbanation of 'Baller':
"Wow, that man is really quite 'on the ball'."
by TJ June 11, 2004
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to have a blood alcohol level of 0.2 or greater
by TJ November 12, 2004
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The 300 year old cyborg, that has no singing talent at all, and relies on the profits from 60 year old women that still like her. I hate her.
I cant wait for Cher's batteries to run out.
by TJ January 28, 2005
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A Jap rice car that can rarely keep up with american muscle cars. Never will be allowed in any club containing a Mustang, Camaro, Charger, Nova, or Firebird.
Kid-----what was that?
dad-----that was a car that couldn't keep up with my stang.
what piece of shit.
by TJ January 17, 2005
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unable to move, in a fixed postion.
After the last session we were all couchlocked.
by TJ February 13, 2004
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