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bouce

synonym for bounce.

To rebound after having struck an object or a surface.

To cause to strike an object or a surface and rebound
That ball can bouce.

The car bounced over the potholes.
To bound: children bouncing into the room.

bounce a ball on the sidewalk.
by tj July 5, 2004
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SOLS

A product put into production after being written by undergraduates with a skill level less than trained monkeys.

By inference any product in continued deployment despite being completely inadequate for the job, and having no prospect of ever having a continuous uptime that could be measured in minutes.
SOLS is up! No wait.
by TJ February 25, 2005
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Vit

A man with long, flowing blonde hair resembling a woman.
I was walking behind this hot chick, but it ended up just being a Vit.
by TJ January 28, 2003
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splargal snarf

A replacement for many words you would get in trouble for saying. Such as, when talking to your girlfriend and getting angered. shout SPLARGAL SNARF! in place of "YOU FUCKING WHORE I HOPE YOU DIE IN A HORRIABLE TRIAN WRECK!" and she will be utterly confused.
My girlsfriend has been a fucking splargal snarf latly. I hope she shes.
by TJ January 30, 2005
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m10

as in m10 surfcrew from long island! can also be used to describe cool shit
1 that last one was sick! completely m10
2 your moms tits are fully m10
3 dont blame us cause the m10 surfcrew dogged your girl
4 this weed is m10 bro
by tj April 20, 2005
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jumpahoe

Anyone that likes to jump somebody in a fight as opposed to fighting 1 on 1 or at least tag teaming. Pretty self explanatory
Person 1: Megan is such a wack bitch, always jumping in people's fights

Person 2: Not surprised, jumpahoes will be jumpahoes
by TJ August 10, 2015
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rock

an undoubtedly great genre of music that's art and reputation is unfortunately ruined by it's fanbase which consists mostly of biased,contradictory,close-minded and delusional idiots that think they know about music and talent when really they wouldn't know it if it hit them in face, curb stomped them and threw them against the wall (especially metalheads)
Rock stan: rock music is better than everything else because they actually use instruments instead of a computer
Average person: so does classical,blues,country,etc. and turntablism,sequencing, and synthesizing music is just as hard if not harder
Rock stan: that music is boring and besides any idiot can make music on a computer
by TJ December 23, 2013
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