Barney

An evil carnivore who loved the girlish color pink. In 1956, he killed many people and many famous people. Barney is the devil's son, disguised in a pink, big fat coat, acting such a good-goody. But Barney -- behind the sences, is an alcoholic, a cusser, a gambler -- (Gasp!) -- even a bad person!

A mild form of "hell." Instead of using "hell" or "heck," "Barney" is the safer word to say.

1.God dang it! That freak Barney is going to send me to hell tommorow... dang it.

2.Some ass at work said I am going to Barney. What the f*** does he think?

3.I might go to Barney if I steal more wine.

by Tim August 16, 2004

midging

Having sex with midgets in order to make your dick appear bigger.

I did some midging last night and now I feel like a rock star.

When I am feeling down and out all I need is a little midging.

by Tim April 07, 2004

Put your head in a bag

To surripiteously smoke a bowl on the beach by getting low to the ground and sticking your head in your backpack like you are looking for something. You then proceed to light up.

I put my head in my bag on the beach today.

by Tim June 10, 2003

pompalicious

somethings can be pompin', which means they are really good, but other things are pompalicious, which means that they are brilliant

see pomptastic

that new top of yours is so pompin. I'd even go as far as to say its pompalicious

by tim February 21, 2005

Fsagtot

A midget fag. Double owned...

you are a raging fsagtot

by Tim June 11, 2003

blite

Black person trying to be white.

Oprah is very blite, and loves to get money from white PTA mothers.

by tim December 09, 2004

Frank the Tank

guy who is constantly drunk, acts like various vehicles when wasted; my idol

"man, that niggas actin like frank the tank again"

by tim January 20, 2004