TIM's definitions
by Tim November 10, 2004
Get the bastardlymug. A phrase commonly used by people with two gay fathers. It is often mistaken for an insult but is actually a cry for help from someone who is upset because their dad fucks their other dad.
Person 1:'I hate you because you have homosexual parents and I am strongly yet inexplicably against homosexuality'
Person 2:'your mum'
Person 2:'your mum'
by Tim December 3, 2003
Get the Your mummug. When an aging, balding man takes the remaining hair on the side of his head and uses a brush or comb to push it over the top, bald part of his head.
Often times these men will think this is enough to convice people that they are not balding, but in fact they are.
Often times these men will think this is enough to convice people that they are not balding, but in fact they are.
by Tim December 20, 2003
Get the comb-overmug. 
1. noun; Semen, cum, sperm.
2. verb; To ejaculate a abnormaly large amount of semen.
3. noun;An ejaculation of abnormaly large amounts of smen
Derived from the porn star Peter North
2. verb; To ejaculate a abnormaly large amount of semen.
3. noun;An ejaculation of abnormaly large amounts of smen
Derived from the porn star Peter North
1. God, I got north all over me.
2, 3. I hadn't jacked off in 3 weeks so when I came I fuckin northed. ("had a north" for number 3.)
2, 3. I hadn't jacked off in 3 weeks so when I came I fuckin northed. ("had a north" for number 3.)
by Tim December 21, 2003
Get the northmug. 