TIM's definitions

Asklar

To attempt something psycotic in nature and in character. Usually involving beastiality or a random usage of a sex toy.

I pulled an Asklar last night with a dildo and a donkey/projector.

by Tim January 20, 2005

Gaff

mucous or plegm emitted during sneezing or coughing especially when it is projected on to oneself.

damn, i just gaffed on my arm.

by tim December 16, 2003

halo

1. n. a completely awesome game made for X-box that only morons dislike because they are bitter that they only have a PS2.

HALO is another example of why X-box kicks ass

by Tim April 5, 2004

pompin'

when something is really good

see also rinsin and pompalicious

that new car of yours is pompin

by tim February 21, 2005

elezar

he is fat and a podge and is *different* he always asks for food, the fat krab

david podgy elazar levi dakota 2005

by Tim April 4, 2005

Grundleful

everything is so good around you, it even makes your grundle feel good

After i won the contest, i felt so grundleful to be alive.

by Tim February 15, 2004

duff man

the spokesman for the duff beer company; a brewery stationed in sprinsfield. he is a muscular person with a trademark voice and saying 'oh yeah!"

duff man can never die, only the actors who play him.

by tim May 23, 2004