THe dude's definitions

cruel

when a so-called "friend" niehbor makes their grandkids come out and scream fictional stuff about the niehbor's kids

"fuck i still see that cruel niehbor is at it again"

by the dude April 29, 2004

un-dude

not being very relaxed or not laid-back; stressed

You're being very un-dude.

by The Dude December 17, 2003

JRON

Ummmmm this one big mexican guy that likes dirty anal.

The JRON fucked you in the ass

by The Dude July 20, 2003

Highlight reel

phenomenon that occurs when masterbating without visual aids(i.e. porn, dirty photos, etc.) but to the thought of familiar girls. a mental run-through of various girls until deciding on a "closer" to get-er-done.

I had a good highlight reel last night but I couldn't commit on a closer.

by THe dude December 5, 2004

fishing for boneless brown trout

to take a shit, or numerous shits

My stomach hurts so I'm gonna go fishing for some boneless brown trout.

by The dude May 1, 2003

Cleveland Snowplow

after railing the female (or male if thats your thing) from behind for an unspecified amount of time and shooting your wad all over their back, punch them in the back of the head. hard. used to prevent unwanted after-sex cuddle time. similar to the the Dirty Pedro

Jeez, I took your advice and used the Cleveland Snowplow on Jane last night and I went right to sleep when I put my head down.

by the dude February 3, 2005

New Jersey

The only state in the USA that's universally despised by both the South and the North!

"New Jersey: the Garden State! Yeah, right! If you're growing smokestacks!" -- George Carlin

by The Dude June 20, 2003