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ass pirate

Ass pirates are known for plundering ass. They are the guys that you hate. They are usually chauchies and harbour a sick obsession with booty, fashion, Diesel Clothing, dance music, their hair, and showing man cleavage, and expensive beer. They are the scourge of rad people everywhere. Be warned for ass pirates are crafty and can pretend to be normal people. Look out for feigned interest in obvious popular culture. For example: Hiding their love of Enrique by pretending to like The Doors. Some famous ass pirates are Brown-Beard, Dirty Sanchez, and Shawn.
Note: Does not apply simply to gay dudes. Any guy you don't like can be an ass pirate.

Hey there's that Shawn guy! What an ass pirate!
Hey I hear that ass pirate Shawn sacked the Brown Pearl last night!
Dude: Hey what are you watching?
Ass Pirate: Fashion television.
Dude: You're an Ass Pirate!
Ass Pirate: (Brushes long, flowing hair out of fake 'n baked face)
Dude: Do up some more buttons on your shirt J-Lo!

by The Dude February 3, 2005

The X Gamer

1)refers to a dude that wakeboards better than Parks Bonifay, snowboards better than Shaun White. 2)He has long hair and wears hurley shirts sometimes aka... Ryan D.

In order to become a guy like ryan in each sport you have to smoke weed, have long hair, and drink 40oz of Old english in order to be an ultimate x gamer like ryan d. PS. dont live in Idaho falls, id...

by the dude March 1, 2004

Dayton Family

An amazing rap group. They're straight out of Flint, Michigan. Check 'em out.
"Shadow," "Ghetto," and "Blood Bath" are some of their dopest beats.

Dayton Family drops madd beats, motherfucker.

by The Dude June 17, 2004

god

a figure made up from the imagination to explain why things happen in the world.

people are stupid and scared so they mad up a fictional "hero" to protect them

by the dude December 11, 2004

Ice Scraper

When a man ejaculates on a girl's face after a blowjob and proceeds to lick her face clean.

Joe like to do the ice scraper after giving his girlfriend a facial.

by The dude September 9, 2014

Gary Moore

To have sex simulateously with 100 sweaty tramps on a piss stained mattress

Why are you walking like that, did you have a Gary Moore last night or something?

by The Dude November 25, 2004

Cluster Fuck

All of the bad things that can happen do, thus saying fuck for each thing until this becomes cluster fuck.

John: First I to school late, then got a detentionn for it, then got to detention late, and worst of all my dad didn't believe I got a detention.
Jane: Damn, you got Cluster Fucked

by The Dude February 27, 2005