THe dude's definitions

un-dude

not being very relaxed or not laid-back; stressed

You're being very un-dude.

by The Dude December 17, 2003

Logjammer

One who comes to fix the cable.

Don't be fatous, Jeffery

Also, The Dude does not approve of his words getting deleted. Walter is gonna have to get angry if that happens again

by The Dude March 4, 2003

ass munchkin

A dickwho is small in stature.

what an ass munchkin.

by The dude March 27, 2003

Hooters

what you have to look at when a girl is talking to you

Hooters hooters yum yum yum,
Hooters hooters on a girl that's dumb.

by The Dude April 28, 2003

fishing for boneless brown trout

to take a shit, or numerous shits

My stomach hurts so I'm gonna go fishing for some boneless brown trout.

by The dude May 1, 2003

Spank Boy

1. A simpering weasle-like succubus.

2. A self-satisfied male of average intelligence and looks who believes he is extraordinarily bright and good-looking.

What a fucking spank monkey!

by the dude May 11, 2003

fornicator of beasts

Some sick fuck who likes to fuck animals!

Get the fuck outta here, you dirty fornicator of beasts!

by The Dude June 20, 2003