THe dude's definitions

boove

an ACE person often hairy with a sexy beard

"i wish i was a boove"

by the dude March 30, 2005

cruel

when a so-called "friend" niehbor makes their grandkids come out and scream fictional stuff about the niehbor's kids

"fuck i still see that cruel niehbor is at it again"

by the dude April 29, 2004

un-dude

not being very relaxed or not laid-back; stressed

You're being very un-dude.

by The Dude December 17, 2003

Highlight reel

phenomenon that occurs when masterbating without visual aids(i.e. porn, dirty photos, etc.) but to the thought of familiar girls. a mental run-through of various girls until deciding on a "closer" to get-er-done.

I had a good highlight reel last night but I couldn't commit on a closer.

by THe dude December 5, 2004

fornicator of beasts

Some sick fuck who likes to fuck animals!

Get the fuck outta here, you dirty fornicator of beasts!

by The Dude June 20, 2003

New Jersey

The only state in the USA that's universally despised by both the South and the North!

"New Jersey: the Garden State! Yeah, right! If you're growing smokestacks!" -- George Carlin

by The Dude June 20, 2003

the rede

"An' it harm no one, do what ye will"

An inherently immoral philosophy because it encourages a failure to act. "An' it harm no one..." means do not actively harm anyone. Fine. Doing harm is, in fact, bad. However, failing to prevent harm is also bad. If you live by The Rede you can fail to prevent harm if the prevention of harm is not "what ye will." Also, if actively doing good deeds is not "what ye will," then you do not have to do them.

Although living by The Rede does not necessarily make you a bad person, it also does not make you a good person.

"Do unto others as you want them to do unto you."

by The Dude November 11, 2004