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Hay

Refers to a person who excels at one or more of the following: 1. drinking beers, and lots of them 2. being a generally sweet dude 3. rocking out in any situtation with total disregard to bystanders' feelings, family, or friends
Woah, look at that guy. He's rocking out and he must have had at least 19 beers. He's a sweet dude. He must be a Hay.
by The Dude April 6, 2005
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ass munchkin

A dickwho is small in stature.
what an ass munchkin.
by The dude March 27, 2003
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Punani

My son was sick one day. He told me, "Dad, I need some punani." So I went to the store, and asked for some punani. Little did I know...
by The Dude May 13, 2005
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Cleveland Snowplow

after railing the female (or male if thats your thing) from behind for an unspecified amount of time and shooting your wad all over their back, punch them in the back of the head. hard. used to prevent unwanted after-sex cuddle time. similar to the the Dirty Pedro
Jeez, I took your advice and used the Cleveland Snowplow on Jane last night and I went right to sleep when I put my head down.
by the dude February 3, 2005
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the rede

"An' it harm no one, do what ye will"

An inherently immoral philosophy because it encourages a failure to act. "An' it harm no one..." means do not actively harm anyone. Fine. Doing harm is, in fact, bad. However, failing to prevent harm is also bad. If you live by The Rede you can fail to prevent harm if the prevention of harm is not "what ye will." Also, if actively doing good deeds is not "what ye will," then you do not have to do them.

Although living by The Rede does not necessarily make you a bad person, it also does not make you a good person.
"Do unto others as you want them to do unto you."
by The Dude November 11, 2004
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sqwaker

a person who is usually tall, gangly, and play sports (ie:soccer). they are usually in middle school- high school.
stupid jock squaker. so goddamn usless and unhelpful. asshole
by the dude January 26, 2005
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New Jersey

The only state in the USA that's universally despised by both the South and the North!
"New Jersey: the Garden State! Yeah, right! If you're growing smokestacks!" -- George Carlin
by The Dude June 20, 2003
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