turtleneck

the foreskin(euphemistic)

Be gentle with your turtleneck.

by The Return of Light Joker October 10, 2008

jack of all trades

a person who is good at many things but has no particular specialty (often with master of none at the end)

My friend was a jack of all trades.

by The Return of Light Joker February 22, 2009

brush

1. a mustache

2. pubic hair

3. a fight

4. a rural place, the backwoods

5. to dismiss quickly

I Forgot to trim my brush.

by The Return of Light Joker April 10, 2008

do the math

figure things out for yourself

After that where do you normally go. Do the math.

by The Return of Light Joker June 07, 2010

Varmint

a wild animal regarded as a pest by a farmer or rancher (sometimes used with ornery, from vermin, pest)

Get that varmint out of here.

by The Return of Light Joker February 27, 2008

whoopee cushion

a practical joke device consisting of a rubber air bladder that makes a flatulence sound when sat upon

If I sit on another whoopee cushion I'll have to play a prank on they'll never forget.

by The Return of Light Joker September 15, 2009

mixologist

a bartender, especially one who specializes in mixed drinks

I'm no mixologist, but I know that a whiskey sour is better with actual lemon juice.

by The Return of Light Joker July 26, 2011