THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

mell of a hess

a very difficult situation (the spoonerism is usually deliberate)

It sure looks like they got themselves into a mell of a hess.

by The Return of Light Joker January 24, 2011

absolut

absolute, especially in reference to popular trends (from the advertisements intended to convey the Swedish origins of Absolut Vodka)

The modern version of the ancient sport is less than absolut.

by The Return of Light Joker August 25, 2011

64

1. a Nintendo 64

2. a Commodore 64

3. a 1964 Chevy Impala

I used to have a 64. I sold it because games stopped coming out for it. Perhaps I should have kept it.

by The Return of Light Joker June 26, 2009

3rd wheel

an extra person in a social venue, especially one tha interferes or gets in the way

Go away! We don't want a 3rd wheel with us.

by The Return of Light Joker October 19, 2009

prolly

probably (an abbreviation)

They prolly won't get there on time anyway.

by The Return of Light Joker March 9, 2012

cherry-pick

to select the best and most profitable elements

They cherry-pick their employees at the worst possible time.

by The Return of Light Joker September 19, 2009

yard

$100 , a $100 bill

He was so attached to his Wii that he turned down a yard in exchange.

by The Return of Light Joker July 29, 2011