black eye

a bruise surrounding the eye and/or on the eyelid due to a blow to the face

He has a black eye from his encounter with the street punks.

by The Return of Light Joker February 18, 2009

iron

1. a pistol or other firearm

2. the weights used by weightlifters

The guy had an iron and he paid the price for misusing it.

by The Return of Light Joker February 9, 2008

Siberian express

a period of cold weather

Our state was right in the middle of a Siberian express.

by The Return of Light Joker September 25, 2010

firebug

1. a pyromaniac, some who sets fire to random people, animals, or objects as a form of gratification

2. any arsonist
(from a type of insect that has nothing to do with fire despite it's name)

That guy must be a firebug if he keeps starting fires like that.

by The Return Of Light Joker April 17, 2008

mushy

sentimental, blatantly emotional

He always gets so mushy when asked about his social life.

by The Return of Light Joker December 6, 2009

armchair general

a person who speaks authoritatively but not convincingly on topics that they have no practical experience with, (especially applied to advocates of war)

This armchair general gets on the soap box every day now.

by The Return of Light Joker September 21, 2010

joy ride

a fast, reckless ride taken in a stolen vehicle solely for pleasure

If I hear that you have been on a joy ride when I get back, I will turn you in before you can even figure it out.

by The Return of Light Joker September 28, 2009