THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

boff

1. a strike with the fist

2. to strike someone or something with one's fist

3. to copulate

4. an instance of copulation

Did he just boff the the mascot and run in broad daylight.

by The Return of Light Joker January 3, 2008

once over

1. A quick glance

2. a hasty preparation

He gave my work the once over and left.

by The Return of Light Joker March 25, 2009

skeptopathy

the irrational belief that something is false because it is unusual

I have too much skeptopathy from them already.

by The Return of Light Joker October 14, 2011

waffle

1. to change one's position on a political issue

2. to speak or behave in an evasive manner

3. to viciously trample

Why do you always waffle when we bring the topic up?

by The Return of Light Joker March 6, 2008

have it both ways

to profit from two positions that are polar opposites

Contrary to popular belief, the powers that be can't have it both ways with drug laws.

by The Return of Light Joker September 28, 2011

Indy 500

the Indianapolis 500, an annual car race

Rather than take the time to get to the Indy 500 just to see it we just went to see a movie.

by The Return of Light Joker April 11, 2010

nobody home

there are no brains in this persons head, this person is crazy or stupid

I hat to to say it but there's nobody home. He's knows nothing about reality.

by The Return of Light Joker April 6, 2010