THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

loose cannon

a very irresponsible person who is likely to cause destruction

How did such a loose cannon get into a position of authority?

by The Return of Light Joker October 2, 2008

like water off a duck's back

with no immediate or lasting consequence

I could tell them they are a burden but at this point it would be like water off a duck's back.

by The Return of Light Joker October 1, 2011

upchuck

to vomit, to empty ones stomach through one's mouth

Don't you upchuck on the rug.

by The Return of Light Joker June 18, 2008

go commando

to go without wearing any underwear under ones out clothes (distinguished by is being applicable to both genders as opposed to freeball which is used exclusively for males)

I do not think I could go commando on a regular basis. I could not get used to it.

by The Return of Light Joker October 20, 2008

drop dead gorgeous

exceptionally attractive, especially in a striking way

Your sister is drop dead gorgeous today.

by The Return of Light Joker April 7, 2008

retread

1. a used tire with a new tread

2. a person who was in the military and is comes back or is recalled in order to perform additional service

3. someone who used to be in a particular, job, institution, etc. but has no will, desire, or capability to continue or return

They had yet another retread in tow.

by The Return of Light Joker December 24, 2010

MC

(not to be confused with the prefix Mc-)

1. a the host of an event or performance, musical or otherwise, a master of ceremonies

2. to be the host of an event or performance

The MC looked like he had not had a rest in days.

by The Return of Light Joker June 17, 2008