THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

play possum

1. pretend to be dead

2. to pretend to be vulnerable to avoid or entrap someone or something

(from a the fact that the Virgina opossum reacts to threats by feigning death)

He tried to play possum, but he couldn't fool me.

by The Return of Light Joker November 30, 2010

you can't get there from here

1. The place is remote and the route is hard to describe

2. the problem cannot be solved.

I'll say you can't get there from here. Let's just leave it at that.

by The Return of Light Joker May 26, 2010

grapevine

1. an unofficial source of rumors or news

2. formal dance move characterized by side steps and stepping across the support foot

Learned of the accusations from the grapevine.

by The Return of Light Joker May 11, 2008

balloon

1. a condom

2. a supplier of heroin

If the balloon doesn't fit, you may have to do research on how to find the right size.

by The Return of Light Joker January 20, 2011

Catholic twins

siblings born within 12 months of each other

Most likely, those two are catholic twins.

by The Return of Light Joker November 17, 2011

Jack Mormon

1. A person who associates with The Latter Day saints but is not one of them

2. A Latter Day saint who does not practice or observer the customs and beliefs of The Latter Day Saints

He's the local Jack Mormon of the town.

by The Return Of Light Joker November 27, 2007

vino

wine, especially cheap red wine (the standard word for wine in Spanish and Italian)

I think you have had a little too much vino.

by The Return Of Light Joker October 26, 2007