THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

jacket

A criminal record (form the term for the cardboard folders that held them)

Can't anyone find the jacket for this guy?

by The Return of Light Joker September 10, 2010

bumbershoot

an umbrella (one of the few U.S. slang terms used for the device)

My bumbershoot is busted.

by The Return of Light Joker May 14, 2008

fly on the wall

an inconspicuous observer, a secret witness

I think there was a fly on the wall when I told mom about the Nigerian email that I had to delete.

by The Return of Light Joker January 23, 2008

turkey

1. a failure, a sham

2. stupid and inept person

The Mario Bros. movie was a one hell of a turkey, especially considering that it was based on a video game.

by The Return of Light Joker November 28, 2010

lead

bullets fired from a gun, gun shots

If you don't watch your back you will get hit with lead.

by The Return of Light Joker October 16, 2007

dinosaur

1. a person or organization with very old-fashion values

2. something obsolete, especially a machine

I don't think that dinosaur will help us much.

by The Return of Light Joker July 17, 2011

soap

to persuade by flattery

They think they can soap me into changing my opinion.

by The Return of Light Joker April 24, 2012