THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

piano legs

very large or thick legs

Her piano legs would surely attract a few taunts.

by The Return of Light Joker September 10, 2009

nose rag

a handkerchief or tissue

Don't forget the nose rag.

by The Return of Light Joker January 27, 2010

3 alarm fire

a very exciting or overwhelming event (from the system used by firefighters to categorize the danger of fires or humorously for the potency of spicy foods)

The Situation at school turned into a 3 alarm fire overnight.

by The Return of Light Joker April 29, 2010

whisky dick

a case of erectile dysfunction do to excessive alcohol consumption

I think he had whisky dick, because slept downstairs in his girlfriend's apartment after getting back from the bar.

by The Return of Light Joker July 10, 2009

hands-on

1. active and practical

2. controlled manually rather than automatically.

My teacher has a hands-on policy.

by The Return Of Light Joker November 29, 2007

7th ave

the garment and fashion industry (the seventh avenue of NYC is the traditional center of the fashion industry)

Is 7th ave just out to promote it's own interests right now? Or are they considering their customer base.

by The Return of Light Joker April 13, 2011

tailor made

1. custom made

2. suitable for the situation

Your tailor made diversion didn't do a thing.

by The Return of Light Joker March 14, 2010