THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

organ recital

1. a recital of one's medical history

2. stomach growling, borbygmus

3. a sex education class

I was tired of the organ recital so I left.

by The Return of Light Joker December 16, 2009

get some

to succeed in having sex or finding a sexual partner(a euphemism)

How do those punks always get some?

by The Return of Light Joker January 18, 2008

until the cows come home

after or for a very long time

He'll be making bad choices until the cows come home if you don't advise him on how to do this.

by The Return of Light Joker December 27, 2009

9-5

1. the typical job

2. the hours of a typical job

He works at your basic 9-5.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2008

map

1. the face

2. a bank check

If you keep your map clean you won't get as many zits.

by The Return of Light Joker April 4, 2009

vino

wine, especially cheap red wine (the standard word for wine in Spanish and Italian)

I think you have had a little too much vino.

by The Return Of Light Joker October 26, 2007

razzle-dazzle

1. showy, gaudy

2. adroit deception

They had festooned the house with razzle-dazzle all over.

by The Return of Light Joker March 4, 2009