THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

trump card

something used to gain an advantage, sometimes a dishonest one

His trump card is redirecting you from hot button issues.

by The Return of Light Joker July 21, 2010

Oklahoma credit card

a tube used to siphon gasoline in order to steal it

An Oklahoma credit card was left attached to the tank, which not only left a link to the culprit, but created a hazard as well.

by The Return of Light Joker August 17, 2011

pity party

expressing how sorry one feels for oneself in front of friends or family

Do you always have to have such a pity party when you make a mistake.

by The Return of Light Joker July 19, 2010

If I had a dime for every time

the indicated event occurs very frequently

If I had a dime for every time I heard that cat growl, I could buy my own orchard.

by The Return of Light Joker January 20, 2008

cementhead

1. a stupid person

2. a hockey player who is known more for being combative than for their athletic ability.

Perry was such a cementhead.

by The Return of Light Joker November 5, 2010

PM

1. a personal or private message

2. to send someone a personal or private message on a message board, forum or chat room

If I get another PM about that topic I will flip out.

by The Return of Light Joker January 24, 2008

facts of life

an explanation of human reproduction, especially to a child

She is so ignorant. She probably has not been taught so much as the facts of life.

by The Return of Light Joker October 20, 2009