THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

silly season

any time when the silly things people do are frequently reported in the media

You know its silly season when the odd news section is chock full of new articles.

by The Return of Light Joker October 25, 2008

pint-sized

short or small, especially said of a person

This pint-sized nerd tried to offer me help with a phone I didn't have.

by The Return of Light Joker December 27, 2011

associate

an associate's degree

Did you manage to get an associate?

by The Return of Light Joker June 27, 2011

Jack Mormon

1. A person who associates with The Latter Day saints but is not one of them

2. A Latter Day saint who does not practice or observer the customs and beliefs of The Latter Day Saints

He's the local Jack Mormon of the town.

by The Return Of Light Joker November 27, 2007

in a state

1. upset, agitated

2. untidy and disheveled

I was in a state when the stack of movies fell on top of me.

by The Return of Light Joker August 26, 2010

no-account

worthless, not having any merit

Get back to your dump, and take your no-account mutt with you.

by The Return of Light Joker June 8, 2009

jag

1. a drinking spree

2. any spree or spell

3. a Jaguar automobile

Don't waste your birthday by using it as a n excuse to go out on a jag.

by The Return of Light Joker November 7, 2010