Definitions by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH

rofessional 

Person who really has no set profession.

Im a rofessional !

rofessional by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022

dense skull 

Someone who doesnt believe the facts as they are right infront of them.

He either has a dense skull or is delusional.

dense skull by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022

stampede tramp 

Someone who goes to cowtown stampede dressed like they are looking to get attention so they can take a random home .

Stampded tramp Intentionally looking for fresh men.. usually waited all year . For this event

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Check out the stampede tramp ..

stampede tramp by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022

urban calgary cowboy 

Someone who wears cowboy gear to stampede and has never stepped foot on a farm or horse .

Lots of urban calgary cowboys at this event.

Usually wear a cowboy hat for max of 9 hours or one night a year .

urban calgary cowboy by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022

pillow print

When a woman or person . Wears too much make up that it leaves a full face pillow print.

Cut back on the make up .. pillow print !

pillow print by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022

vogue spongue 

Someone who is totally absorbed in following trends that they ride a fine line of addiction and being able to create there own style .

You are a total vogue spongue..

vogue spongue by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022

cottonflock

Poultry flavoured candy floss.

On top of the pasta is cottonflock.

cottonflock by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022