THE ORIGINAL STRETCH 's definitions

rofessional

Person who really has no set profession.

Im a rofessional !

by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022

dense skull

Someone who doesnt believe the facts as they are right infront of them.

He either has a dense skull or is delusional.

by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022

stampede tramp

Someone who goes to cowtown stampede dressed like they are looking to get attention so they can take a random home .

Stampded tramp Intentionally looking for fresh men.. usually waited all year . For this event

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Check out the stampede tramp ..

by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022

urban calgary cowboy

Someone who wears cowboy gear to stampede and has never stepped foot on a farm or horse .

Lots of urban calgary cowboys at this event.

Usually wear a cowboy hat for max of 9 hours or one night a year .

by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022

pillow print

When a woman or person . Wears too much make up that it leaves a full face pillow print.

Cut back on the make up .. pillow print !

by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022

vogue spongue

Someone who is totally absorbed in following trends that they ride a fine line of addiction and being able to create there own style .

You are a total vogue spongue..

by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022

cottonflock

Poultry flavoured candy floss.

On top of the pasta is cottonflock.

by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022