urban calgary cowboy

Someone who wears cowboy gear to stampede and has never stepped foot on a farm or horse .

Lots of urban calgary cowboys at this event.

Usually wear a cowboy hat for max of 9 hours or one night a year .

by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022

chump dumpster

When a woman uses men to gain fame from famous artists.. then changes to other famous men just to get attention. While using one after another ..

Male version is staypal.. Stays as long as the money flows or he get attention .

She's a chump dumpster! she dated 8 different rap stars who had little tallent . Then made her self famous on instagram while having no talent...

by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 8, 2022

vogue spongue

Someone who is totally absorbed in following trends that they ride a fine line of addiction and being able to create there own style .

You are a total vogue spongue..

by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022

ham hog eating wilda beast

Some one who comes on to you but is absolutely not for you ... usually lacks hygiene and or teeth and social skills.

Here come the ham hog eating wilda beast !

Run Dave run !

by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 8, 2022

cottonflock

Poultry flavoured candy floss.

On top of the pasta is cottonflock.

by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022

dense skull

Someone who doesnt believe the facts as they are right infront of them.

He either has a dense skull or is delusional.

by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022

rofessional

Person who really has no set profession.

Im a rofessional !

by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022