After taking on the football team Heather turned into a life size mummy from all the wads of spuzz that coated her a inch thick
I heard it took the fire department a hour to cut Heather "spackle queen " out with the jaws of life...
by THE ORIGINAL" CORN DOG KID " February 07, 2025
Cypholysity nymphotitus is a airborne, life sucking, caticlizmic, event that is believed to be mostly antimatter,
by THE ORIGINAL" CORN DOG KID " January 12, 2018
When you fall asleep drunk with your dick out and it gets Stuck to some lame ass ugly chick that you don't want to awaken you just run and rip it off of whomever it's stuck to and scream spetch mode
by THE ORIGINAL" CORN DOG KID " December 03, 2018
by THE ORIGINAL" CORN DOG KID " January 11, 2018
The impulsive action caused when a moron needs a good back hand or to but because of the harp program doing it's thing it causes said person the "slapee"to fly into the upper atmosphere and be in limbo forever also known as the bitchslapation zone...
by THE ORIGINAL" CORN DOG KID " November 15, 2018
by THE ORIGINAL" CORN DOG KID " December 03, 2018