J.O. Daze

Jerk off Daze. J.O. pronounced like Joe. When a cum pig is jerking you off frantically and she makes a face. The face is of pure concentration and usually her tongue is out and heavy breathing is heard. This face can also be done at other times like when waiting for the bus.

I almost shit myself laughing last night. After i fucked Amy she knew her role. BITCH stroked my cock so hard that she got total J.O. Daze.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023

Fishy Cunt Punt

You discover a broad has a merky vagina and your buddy told you how this gal had the best pussy ever.

Friend 1: say buddy how was it fucking Amy last night?
Friend 2: You cocksucker! That whore has the stinkiest snatch. You totally pulled a Fishy Cunt Punt on me!

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 17, 2023

pottyfishing

When a man takes a piss deep inside a womans vagina. Once complete he slowly pulls out, takes a look to see if alot of piss comes out. Then back in deep and pulls out and looks for leakage. Its to simulate a fisherman casting out, reeling in, checking his bait, then casting out again.

That Gravey is the Bill Dance of pottyfishing. I dont get how he gets every girl to let him piss in them and play in it.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023

Chuckles Revenge

This is when you fuck a whore and besides a pungent odor you begin to feel slight burning on shaft of cock. Also a white chunky discharge might be seen. This is due to whore fucking a sadistic womanizer recently who purposely doesnt clean his uncircumcised dick before fucking. It is said he gives a erie HA HA HA right after pulling out.

Bro 1-You hear what happened to JD?
Bro 2-Yeah he banged that whore on end of street. She gave him some weird STD. Also he kept saying he heard this creepy laugh as he doubled over in pain.
Bro 3- Sounds like Chuckles Revenge. Could be the clap to Im no doctor.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023

downherps syndrome

A condition you get after eating pussy thats possibly diseased. Happens mostly when the female labia have a small nodule in them which the guy feels in his mouth. More he does it the more his mind races wondering if he might have made a big mistake. Gets worse anywhere from 12-18 hours afterwards.

Bro 1- Look at Brownie. Hes been staring at that wall now forever. I wonder if he knocked Amy up?
Bro 2-Man as much cock her pussy has taken in past and Brownies love of muff diving i bet he has Downherps Syndrome. Heard she has speed bumps galore on that gash.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023

dee dort wob wob

Origin unknown. It is said that when a female has sex with you and a cousin of yours you may come upon bad luck. To squash this you must talk the Bird into seconds and letting you tie her up in a bent over position. After a few minutes of vaginal sex the penis is pulled out and rammed into the anus at least 3/4 way. As the female yelps or groans you must in a loud and robotic voice yell " DEE DORT WOB WOB" 2 times. You can continue on to finish or stop and declare victory.

Amy-oh yeah pound that pussy with that huge cock..uh what are you GGGAAAAAA!
Disgruntled cousin- DEE DORT WOB WOB! DEE DORT WOB WOB!

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023

Thunder Mud

This is the shit you take next morning after a glorious diner accompanied by 5-6 beers. Starts with cramping along with a euphoric feeling. As you sit a little push causes the heavens in your colon to unleash its fury. The consistency of fecal matter is that of mud or wet concrete. The flatulence is loud and non stop until it starts to fade off. You are exhausted after the episode.

Get the fuck out the way! Im going to blow the toilet out with all the fury of thunder mud.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023