THE JERALDS LOVE HANK's definitions

pottyfishing

When a man takes a piss deep inside a womans vagina. Once complete he slowly pulls out, takes a look to see if alot of piss comes out. Then back in deep and pulls out and looks for leakage. Its to simulate a fisherman casting out, reeling in, checking his bait, then casting out again.

That Gravey is the Bill Dance of pottyfishing. I dont get how he gets every girl to let him piss in them and play in it.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023

Hoppel snatch confusion

This is when you go down on a gal but pop right back up and say "I just cant". When asked whats wrong just play it off as your tired or not feeling good. Then go watch tv or sone other relaxing activity. Most likely the female will think its her snatch and be all frantic.

Man did you watch the Kings game last night?
Yeah i caught it from the second period. Fuckin had to put a Hoppel snatch confusion on Amy again.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 15, 2023

J.O. Daze

Jerk off Daze. J.O. pronounced like Joe. When a cum pig is jerking you off frantically and she makes a face. The face is of pure concentration and usually her tongue is out and heavy breathing is heard. This face can also be done at other times like when waiting for the bus.

I almost shit myself laughing last night. After i fucked Amy she knew her role. BITCH stroked my cock so hard that she got total J.O. Daze.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023

Dave Carlson finger bang

To finger a heavily bleeding vagina so hard that blood goes everywhere. Dave Carlson reference comes from move slap shot and how Dave is an animal how Dave is a mess.

Bro 1-Nigga what the fuck happened in here? Its a murder scene.
Bro 2-Funny you should ask. Amy came by. Gave her some Shit then i Dave Carlson finger banged that bloody ham wallet of hers.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023

Splooge looge cantena

Home to town whore. Men frequent this home after hours and bars closing. Proprietor takes payment in cash or meth. Services offered are anal, pissing, blowjobs and pot pies.

Fuck dude think ill cash my check, get high, and head to see Amy at the old Splooge Looge Cantena.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 17, 2023

stupligoon

A female who acts snotty. She will try talking down to you, cut you down yet she is a closet meth head who belches like a man. She also has a problem telling any guy no to fucking her.

Bro 1-Does Amy have multiple personalities? She acts all prissy then turns around, farts, and says Hell Yeah.
Bro 2-textbook Stupligoon my friend.
Bro 2-

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023

harrison night rider

Term given to a female who has slept with black men yet she uses racist words in her daily speaking. Harrison Arkansas is consideted most racist city in america.

Amy you are a Harrison Night Rider! How can you say nigger yet you fucked how many black guys?

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023