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Nigga you trippin! That ho is a dime minus eight. Her bottom lip looks detached and she be missin a titty!
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 15, 2023
Get the Dime minus eightmug. You discover a broad has a merky vagina and your buddy told you how this gal had the best pussy ever.
Friend 1: say buddy how was it fucking Amy last night?
Friend 2: You cocksucker! That whore has the stinkiest snatch. You totally pulled a Fishy Cunt Punt on me!
Friend 2: You cocksucker! That whore has the stinkiest snatch. You totally pulled a Fishy Cunt Punt on me!
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 17, 2023
Get the Fishy Cunt Puntmug. Jerk off Daze. J.O. pronounced like Joe. When a cum pig is jerking you off frantically and she makes a face. The face is of pure concentration and usually her tongue is out and heavy breathing is heard. This face can also be done at other times like when waiting for the bus.
I almost shit myself laughing last night. After i fucked Amy she knew her role. BITCH stroked my cock so hard that she got total J.O. Daze.
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023
Get the J.O. Dazemug. This is when you go down on a gal but pop right back up and say "I just cant". When asked whats wrong just play it off as your tired or not feeling good. Then go watch tv or sone other relaxing activity. Most likely the female will think its her snatch and be all frantic.
Man did you watch the Kings game last night?
Yeah i caught it from the second period. Fuckin had to put a Hoppel snatch confusion on Amy again.
Yeah i caught it from the second period. Fuckin had to put a Hoppel snatch confusion on Amy again.
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 15, 2023
Get the Hoppel snatch confusionmug. Ghosts of baby batters past is when a female offers you a drink and you know she has sucked dick recently. This must be within a 24 hour window.
I dont drink after any bitch. They all scandalous and whos to know when she be suckin some dudes cock last. Shit my luck it been couple hours before and i be gettin ghosts of baby batters past.
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 15, 2023
Get the Ghosts of baby batters pastmug. This is when you fuck a whore and besides a pungent odor you begin to feel slight burning on shaft of cock. Also a white chunky discharge might be seen. This is due to whore fucking a sadistic womanizer recently who purposely doesnt clean his uncircumcised dick before fucking. It is said he gives a erie HA HA HA right after pulling out.
Bro 1-You hear what happened to JD?
Bro 2-Yeah he banged that whore on end of street. She gave him some weird STD. Also he kept saying he heard this creepy laugh as he doubled over in pain.
Bro 3- Sounds like Chuckles Revenge. Could be the clap to Im no doctor.
Bro 2-Yeah he banged that whore on end of street. She gave him some weird STD. Also he kept saying he heard this creepy laugh as he doubled over in pain.
Bro 3- Sounds like Chuckles Revenge. Could be the clap to Im no doctor.
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023
Get the Chuckles Revengemug. When a man takes a piss deep inside a womans vagina. Once complete he slowly pulls out, takes a look to see if alot of piss comes out. Then back in deep and pulls out and looks for leakage. Its to simulate a fisherman casting out, reeling in, checking his bait, then casting out again.
That Gravey is the Bill Dance of pottyfishing. I dont get how he gets every girl to let him piss in them and play in it.
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023
Get the pottyfishingmug.