THE GENERAL's definitions

gettin' butt

A term used to describe getting some action, mainly referring to intercourse. It is used often when describing singles action, when neither parties have a significant other and are just hooking up.

My brother didn't come home until 11:30 this morning, he was probably partying hardy or just gettin' butt last night.

by The General May 16, 2004

bone

1)v. to fuck
2)n. a smokeable item (joint, cigarette)
3)n. money, usually in dollars
4)n. boner
5)adj. prefix meaning stupid
6)idiom: to throw a bone - to show sympathy towards another
7)n. hard skeletal tissue

1)Hey, Christen, want to bone tonight?
2)Pass that bone down this way
3)Can you spot me a few bones?
4)He popped a huge bone when he saw your mom.
5)Don't be such a bonehead!
6)I threw you a bone and helped you cheat on that quiz.
7)He busted a bone in his hand.

by The General June 2, 2004

cock push ups

Its where you fucking lay down flat on the ground and let your boner lift you up off the ground. It may seem impossible at first, that your cock can't support your whole weight, but over time it can. you can only really do one, but one is all you need. This helps you get ready for when you become attractive to the ladies.

KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...
JB: Yeah?
KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.
KG: Cock Pushups?
JB: Yeah.
KG: What are those?
JB: Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground.
KG: Yeah...
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your cock can support your whole
weight?
JB: Well not at first...
KG: Yeah?
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do?
JB: ...cock pushups?
KG: Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really.
JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need

-Tenacious D's skit "Cock Pushups"

by The General June 3, 2004

daddy

This is a term used to describe or even nickname someone with much authority, in fluence, or power. It is commonly used to describe atheltes, business figures, politicians, or even just someone experiencing any kind of success. The word may be applied to anyone, from someone of celebrity status to a complete stranger; the word is most often applied to celebrities and close friends though.

The volleyball team likes to use the nickname 'Daddy' for the people who get the most sets and the most kills, one player each from JV and Varsity.

When Kuchinic gets elected this fall, just call him Daddy.

Daddy just aced that quiz in Kimel's class!

by The General June 6, 2004

the farm

This is something that can be bet, sold, or transacted in some manner. It is a methaphorical term that is used to describe all of or a majority of one's money or belongings. The actual ammount of money it represents is dependent on a number of factors.

While playing some no limit Texas Hold 'em, I bet the farm and declared "All in"

by The General June 6, 2004

Phoash

Exclamation/interjection;
Used to affirm or concure.
Transformation of "for sure".

Meaning: "Behold, I agree with and accept your previous statement. You rule, as do I."

Alternate use: "Phoash no." meaning "A most emphatic no."

Alternate pronunciation: (pa-ho-aa-sa-ha) *pronounce each letter.

The noun phrase "biatch" may be added after either meaning.

(Created by Nate Dogg of Escondido, CA. You cannot step, hoe. Bown down.)

Shaun: Nate, that lifted Tacoma with the Volcom, Thrice, and Billabong stickers is gay.
Nate: Phoash. We should dong slap that fool.
Shaun: Phoash biatch. Do you think he has any sense of self-awareness or individuality?
Nate: Phoash no.

by The General February 26, 2004

dildo

VERB:
"When an individual decides not to attend an event and/or social gathering because they have to sleep, call their girlfriend, masturbate, study, go to another friend's house (i.e. they are a biatch)."

Alternate meaning: "To mess up." or "To perform badly on some operation."

(Created by Nate Dogg of Escondido, CA. You cannot step biatch. Recognize.)

Nate: Dan, don't dildo out on us again!
-OR-
Shaun: Hey, where's Dan?
Nate: He dildoed out on us.
Daniel Bro: Well, that is his job as our friend.
Alternate meaning:
I totally dildoed that wave.

by The General February 26, 2004