THE CAPTAIN's definitions

alienjack

Scary, psychotic man who is very, very good looking while being very, very temperamental.

"Oh, damn. It's Alienjack at the door. Hide! Wait, go get it. No, hide!"

by The Captain September 29, 2003

beer fairy

Like most dorm mates or people who live accross the hall in an appartment complex, these lucky individuals drink themselves into a state where they mentally and physically become gay. They will hump everyday friends, maliciously. Straight by day, gay by beer. Around these people watch your brews and your cornholes.

Oh for shits sake, Cowboy's humping Kevin again.

by the captain May 13, 2005

Captain Crunch

Some bunk ass weed sold by some cracker jack ass niggas usually contains seeds stems leaves and is dry and crunchy know to cause headaches

The homie: yo this nigga Nathan was tryna sell me some captain crunch it was full of seeds and hedge clippings it fell apart right when i touched it.
ME: Haha the nigga was prolly trying to scrape up some money for a decent hair cut for once haha.

by THE CAPTAIN January 6, 2014

snatch gristle

The labia minora, or inner lips, of the vagina; especially those that protrude beyond the labia majora, or outer lips, of the vagina and resemble the tough elastic cartilage of meat.

Damn! I almost choked on that bitch's snatch gristle!!!

by The Captain January 22, 2004

ry-ballz

Noun.

Ruler of the western world.
Smartest man ever.
One in possession of a ballsack.

Ry-ballz really layed the smack down on T-bag.

by The Captain December 20, 2003