THE CAPTAIN's definitions

Captain Crunch

Some bunk ass weed sold by some cracker jack ass niggas usually contains seeds stems leaves and is dry and crunchy know to cause headaches

The homie: yo this nigga Nathan was tryna sell me some captain crunch it was full of seeds and hedge clippings it fell apart right when i touched it.
ME: Haha the nigga was prolly trying to scrape up some money for a decent hair cut for once haha.

by THE CAPTAIN January 6, 2014

ry-ballz

Noun.

Ruler of the western world.
Smartest man ever.
One in possession of a ballsack.

Ry-ballz really layed the smack down on T-bag.

by The Captain December 20, 2003

dike

Dike is the Greek goddess of moral justice.

Dike is the Greek goddess of moral justice. No real example.

by The Captain January 11, 2005

cod

slang for cock. In the old days men wore a so-called "codpiece,"which looked lsort of like underwear on the outside...

The captain liked the look of the wench:"Hold her down whilst I slips her me cod!" he yelled...

by the captain April 22, 2005

snatch gristle

The labia minora, or inner lips, of the vagina; especially those that protrude beyond the labia majora, or outer lips, of the vagina and resemble the tough elastic cartilage of meat.

Damn! I almost choked on that bitch's snatch gristle!!!

by The Captain January 22, 2004