THE CAPTAIN's definitions

ripped

fucking a girl hardcore until she rips

"wow, I ripped the shit out of that girl last night"
"Sean and Ryan love ripping girls!"

by the captain February 8, 2005

dike

Dike is the Greek goddess of moral justice.

Dike is the Greek goddess of moral justice. No real example.

by The Captain January 11, 2005

squampster

Half squirrl half hampster....

Fuck off.

The Dugly Squampster house

by The Captain May 13, 2005

beautifuck

It’s when you fuck a really gorgeous girl for no apparent reason. Usually happens to a mediocre to semi good-looking male with a hot casual friend or a random from the bar. Ugly people may need the assistance of alcohol or roofies, and in most case that’s illegal.

One thing lead to another, then bam, another beautifuck.

by the captain March 30, 2005

Mooseka

pirate

Oh, no! A shipful of Moosekas!

by The Captain October 12, 2003