THE CAPTAIN's definitions

alienjack

Scary, psychotic man who is very, very good looking while being very, very temperamental.

"Oh, damn. It's Alienjack at the door. Hide! Wait, go get it. No, hide!"

by The Captain September 29, 2003

beer fairy

Like most dorm mates or people who live accross the hall in an appartment complex, these lucky individuals drink themselves into a state where they mentally and physically become gay. They will hump everyday friends, maliciously. Straight by day, gay by beer. Around these people watch your brews and your cornholes.

Oh for shits sake, Cowboy's humping Kevin again.

by the captain May 13, 2005

Mooseka

pirate

Oh, no! A shipful of Moosekas!

by The Captain October 12, 2003

beautifuck

It’s when you fuck a really gorgeous girl for no apparent reason. Usually happens to a mediocre to semi good-looking male with a hot casual friend or a random from the bar. Ugly people may need the assistance of alcohol or roofies, and in most case that’s illegal.

One thing lead to another, then bam, another beautifuck.

by the captain March 30, 2005

ry-ballz

Noun.

Ruler of the western world.
Smartest man ever.
One in possession of a ballsack.

Ry-ballz really layed the smack down on T-bag.

by The Captain December 20, 2003