squampster

Half squirrl half hampster....

Fuck off.

The Dugly Squampster house

by The Captain March 11, 2005

carmex

something that is sweet to put on your eyelids and feels really cool

dude i was drunk last night and i put carmex on my eyelids, it was awesome

by the captain February 06, 2005

Mad Moaner

a woman who, in an effort to boost her less-than-endowed boyfriend's confidence, wakes the entire house with moaning noises during coital enocunters.

The Worm was over last night...she's a Mad Moaner. or The Mad Moaner woke me up at 8AM...she's a great alarm clock. or Let's Mad Moaner-proof the door.

by The Captain January 29, 2003

cod

slang for cock. In the old days men wore a so-called "codpiece,"which looked lsort of like underwear on the outside...

The captain liked the look of the wench:"Hold her down whilst I slips her me cod!" he yelled...

by the captain April 22, 2005

beautifuck

It’s when you fuck a really gorgeous girl for no apparent reason. Usually happens to a mediocre to semi good-looking male with a hot casual friend or a random from the bar. Ugly people may need the assistance of alcohol or roofies, and in most case that’s illegal.

One thing lead to another, then bam, another beautifuck.

by the captain March 30, 2005