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squampster

Half squirrl half hampster....

Fuck off.
The Dugly Squampster house
by The Captain May 13, 2005
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ripped

fucking a girl hardcore until she rips
"wow, I ripped the shit out of that girl last night"
"Sean and Ryan love ripping girls!"
by the captain February 8, 2005
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dike

Dike is the Greek goddess of moral justice.
Dike is the Greek goddess of moral justice. No real example.
by The Captain January 11, 2005
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snatch gristle

The labia minora, or inner lips, of the vagina; especially those that protrude beyond the labia majora, or outer lips, of the vagina and resemble the tough elastic cartilage of meat.
Damn! I almost choked on that bitch's snatch gristle!!!
by The Captain January 22, 2004
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cod

slang for cock. In the old days men wore a so-called "codpiece,"which looked lsort of like underwear on the outside...
The captain liked the look of the wench:"Hold her down whilst I slips her me cod!" he yelled...
by the captain April 22, 2005
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