THE ADMIRAL's definitions

toaster leavings

Crumbs left behind in the bottom of a toaster.

I'm going to have me some toaster leavings

by The Admiral July 8, 2003

vekin

pure boiling rage, usually during heated telephone exchanges.

"RRRRRRRRaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!"

SLAMS PHONE.

by the admiral November 13, 2003

Flap

A vaginal wall

She had lovely big flaps

by The Admiral November 13, 2003

Craptacualr

Bear; makes its home in high forests and dines mostly on fish and psychotropic plants. They are poor spellers and are mystified by commas.

In addition, the use of an awesome actor like the one and only Count Bakula in order to get fans to watch an otherwise craptacualr show constitutes a deceptive business practice.

by The Admiral July 4, 2003

stuffies

A stuffed animal with a dildo attached to it. Used for intercourse or novelty.

I hope that girl from www.PrincessMonkey.com doesn't have any stuffies.

Jill fucks stuffies.

by The Admiral July 25, 2003

holy shit bar

The thing above your head that you can hold on to while driving with a crazy driver.

"I was in a taxi and the guy was all over the place, I was like, 'Holy shit, it's a good thing that bar was there.'"

by The Admiral July 9, 2003

cattled

To get absolutely wasted on drink/drugs/both...

I feel terrible, got absolutely cattled last night

by The Admiral November 23, 2003