THE ADMIRAL's definitions

Mcgruff

1. Crime dog
2. Used to describe a smell like that of a dog.
3. Libby

"I need to take a shower, I'm getting a bit Mcgruff."

by The Admiral July 23, 2003

gotards

One who is mentally handicaped. WBLI Ingredient D

Gotards, gotards GO!!!

by The Admiral July 23, 2003

Ingredient D

Someone who is mentally handicaped.

That boy's got a bit too much Ingredient D in him.

by The Admiral July 23, 2003

Porkor

God of Pork; accepts sacrifices of pork products such as bacon; also controls machines and can at times by true believers be called upon to unleash the dreaded Machine Curse.

also see: Machine God Loki

"Porkor is going to be so pleased with this BLT i'm eating for him."

by The Admiral July 9, 2003

Machine God

God of machines and pork; accepts sacrifices of pork products such as bacon; also controls machines and can at times by true believers be called upon to unleash the dreaded Machine Curse.

also see: Porkor Loki

"I hope the Machine God blows up they're car."

by The Admiral July 9, 2003

Machine Curse

To curse a lesser person for getting in your way by doing some you hate or find stupid. Works on all kinds of machines and is very effective when smiting someone is totally called for.

"Machine curse on you!"

by The Admiral July 9, 2003

houseless

An individual who is without a house instead of without a home.

"They should call them houseless people."

by The Admiral July 9, 2003