vekin

pure boiling rage, usually during heated telephone exchanges.

"RRRRRRRRaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!"

SLAMS PHONE.

by the admiral November 13, 2003

Porkor

God of Pork; accepts sacrifices of pork products such as bacon; also controls machines and can at times by true believers be called upon to unleash the dreaded Machine Curse.

also see: Machine God Loki

"Porkor is going to be so pleased with this BLT i'm eating for him."

by The Admiral July 09, 2003

Flap

A vaginal wall

She had lovely big flaps

by The Admiral November 13, 2003

toaster leavings

Crumbs left behind in the bottom of a toaster.

I'm going to have me some toaster leavings

by The Admiral July 09, 2003

Suburban Mercenaries

Group of individuals who are compensated under contract to use methods of persuation and "freedom fighting" tactics to further the clients cause.
Likes include cookies and shopping cart porn.

Dislikes include the French, Clear Channel and tapioca.

Those rotten Suburban Mercenaries have once again foiled our video rental ways with their mystery egg hunt.

by The Admiral July 02, 2003

Machine Curse

To curse a lesser person for getting in your way by doing some you hate or find stupid. Works on all kinds of machines and is very effective when smiting someone is totally called for.

"Machine curse on you!"

by The Admiral July 09, 2003

schmickle

Used to rejoice or used as a curse. Can only be uttered by a resurrected John Lennon of supergroup, The Beatles...

"Heavens Crap! Can you imagine that? Ohhh... Schmickles!"

by The Admiral November 13, 2003