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THAI, also goes by ALVIN THAI LIM

He's extremely SKILLED in the following!

1. Cooking ๐Ÿณ Thai soup
2. Thai Dragon ๐Ÿ’‹ Ladies watch out ๐Ÿ’ฉ
3. Thai Lunchbox Men ONLY!

4. Thai Coconut ๐Ÿฅฅ

5. Thai Tong ๐Ÿ’ฉ

6. Thai hot pot ๐Ÿ‘…
7. Thai Roulette ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ
TJ: " THAI, what are you saying this weekend bro "
THAI : " I will be practicing that list that was populated up there so if you don't mind swinging by so I can get warmed up if ya know what I mean there big Boy! ๐Ÿ‘…
TJ: ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ " heading right over"
BIANCA. C : " WTF, THAI. Ewwwwwey ๐Ÿคข
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 10, 2025
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MAGILANT NARSASSCIST, look up this definition. Poor Jaden and MaiLin have a father as one of these known as Thai
THAI: My life is full of lies.
ALVIN: no SHIT Sherlock.
THAI: I'm a BORN MAGILANT NARSASSCIST.
ALVIN: Since Day # 1
THAI: did you know all my school documents are fake like me.
ALVIN: your tool and die certificate is clearly FAKE as FUCK!

THAI: I made it this far LOL

ALVIN: I'm going to tell your parents.
THAI: don't
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A MAGILANT NARSASSCIST who needs to be clinlicy diagnosed because he clearly has a chemical imbalance of some sort that he has no clue who he is.
These are all the things he claims!!
I did reckon on the CHINESE TRIAD because I asked his mom, she laughed and said " he's too dumb and a complete coward but knows how to put on a show like he's tough"

When he gets angry, his top lip curls up and he puffs out his chest. It's really cute LMFAO
This guy is all over the map, his story changes on a daily basis and I also looked into the tattoo that's on his upper part of his neck. Once you tat your neck.. you are clearly stamped in society and I will give him credit for that because that does take guts but I have heard two different stories for that tattoo LOL.
1. He's from Malaysia

2. He's from TIWAN
3. He's from the PHILIPPINES

4. He's in the CHINESE TRIAD MAFIA LOL

5. He's CHRISTIAN

6. He's BUDIST

7. Claims he's a artist of some sort but doesn't posses any skill of any kind. The guy has no swag and can't even dress him self with a proper colour combo.
8. MR FUGAZI

9.IPC BULL SHIT trainer at ATS and he has that title on his header on his emails at his current company at Toyota in Woodstock. LOL what a Ding Dong

10. A real COCK SUCKER
11. Claims he's straight. We all know he isn't! LOL
12. He's told a hand full of people that he sucks his own DICK.
THAI: " yo TD, want me to make you your special drink? extra stirried with my pecker and a few ๐Ÿ’Š pills in there ?

TD: " oOoโฐ0ooโฐooรฒOohHhhhhhh yesss!! Please do make me one extra stirred, I want the THAI special so I'm all over the

map so you can do what you do best with me โค
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 05, 2025
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Thai is in the industry of doing ๐Ÿ’… NAILs and getting BOTOX injected into him self so does that make him GAY or BISEXUAL? At the salon he performs Thai furry nuts when he's really furious with his top lip curled up. At the end of the day at the salon he uses the left over wax and busts a thai hot pot for his VIP clients like ALI ๐Ÿผ and MILES MULTANI.
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM

THAI: MILES, Thai handshake ?
MILES MULTANI: yes please !
THAI: ALI ๐Ÿผ, you good ?
ALI ๐Ÿผ: after your done with MILES can I put in a special request for a

Thai coconut ?
THAI: for sure I can, as long as your SHIT is runny and muddy I can offer you a Spicy Thai as well.
ALI๐Ÿผ : I love you ALVIN THAI LIM, I want to eat your A$$ THAI ๐Ÿ‘…๐ŸŒถ
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He also goes by Thai Tong because he has blue balls but his SCLERA part of his eyes are yellow and going GREEN because he has a Thai Dick Slug in his system.
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MIKE BOUGART: yo RYAN what's up with THAI'S eyes lately?

RYAN: THAI is one of the 20 cases in humans. He has the Dick slug that was transmitted to him by his boyfriend from BARRIE ONT.

MIKE BOUGART: yOooooo WTF !
Has anyone contacted KATRINA, HANAHA and the one employee from TOYOTA in Woodstock because pretry sure he was doinking her as well.

RYAN: I heard in BARRIE when he had his RUB & TUG he would perform the thai hot pot while everyone would have the Thai soup ๐Ÿœ PHO.

MIKE BOUGART: Makes sense, so he has contaminated a lot of towns with his virus by sleeping around with MEN & WOMEN?

RYAN : I just hope he didn't try anything on me while I was sleeping ? ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ
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THAI and his two DING DONG'S, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum ( ALI ๐Ÿผ and MILES MULTANI) tried to seduce a individual at the HOLIDAY INN in Waterloo. They even went as far as bringing props along with hired actors LOL. The one big give away was the Waterbottle/ Flask that ALI ๐Ÿผ and the one ( hooker/ actor) used to luer the individual into the washroom in the hotel. ALI ๐Ÿผ and the hooker went in the washroom and started making noises with the use of the flask like a gagging or pukeing sound but the individual didn't proceed and just entertained it like the induvidual didn't know what was going on but in reality knew the whole thing was a set up. MILES MULTANI had a great time slapping ( actor # 2 - Mandy's A$$ and making comments on her MUFFF, didn't look like she shaved for months but MILES MULTANI didn't mind as he wore her Jean Jacket and was modeling for her with his shirt off and in his gitch. MILES MULTANI looks big on the screen because the whole thing is on video ๐Ÿ“น ๐Ÿ˜ณ. Television does put on pounds LOL
MILES MULTANI, you have a family in Woodstock and kids so what are you doing running around town

slapping asses with ALI ๐Ÿผ ?

MILES MULTANI, the ๐Ÿ“น Video of you and the two hookers along with your boyfriend ALI ๐Ÿผ is a classic. We added music to it and made multiple copies LOL ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ it looks like a mini softcore PORN MOVIE from the 80's especially with Mandy's MUFF that you were drooling ๐Ÿคค ๐Ÿ˜‹ over.

The cab ๐Ÿš– was a dead giveaway LOL
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM

THAI : guys, WTF happened that night ?
MILES MULTANI: shut the FAK up and give me a Thai snowman .
ALI : Thai, heard you have a Thai Whistle

THAI : FUCK you ALI ๐Ÿผ!! I'm going to make you drink my Thai Coma since you two DING DONG didn't do a good enough job and seduce the induvidual .

ALI ๐Ÿผ: Fuck you Thai, you are a TRICK !!
Trick of the Thai

MILES MULTANI : Guys stop arguing!! THAI , I want Thai Foreplay right now!
THAI : MILES MULTANI you dumb FUCk! since you blew the cover with the Waterbottle/ Flask I'm going to take a SHIT in it then you will stick your dick in it as I compress the bottle to show you how to make the noise then I will watch you FUCK ALI ๐Ÿผ up his ASS!
ALI ๐Ÿผ : MILES, go easy if you can because I had Thai-arrhea this morning so my poop ๐Ÿ’ฉ chute is extremely sore and elongated.
MILES MULTANI: I will LOVE you forever ALI๐Ÿผ, I'm soo glad we are neighbors in Woodstock and my wife doesn't mind one bit.
THAI: MILES, you have Thai Hang
MILES MULTANI: fuck you thai time
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This ALVIN THAI LIM character is on some GAY FUGAZI SHIT!

WhO IN ThE heLL claims that they are in the CHINESE TRIAD MAFIA and gets BOTOX injected in them ๐Ÿ’‰. ๐Ÿ’‹
BraH, who the FAK are you fooling?

Are you THaT deSPeRaTE foR a SHARD of attention that you are willing to do such things. You are a short little queer with tattoos who's trying to fit in anywhere you can either with your BULL SHIT stories or your DING DONG antics!

GO THE FUCK BACK to your country or BACK to BARRIE where you FAKing belong! LoL

Your kids can make it perfectly fine without you, they have made it this far being raised by thier single mom.

You have taken the following substances and still are continuing which everyone knows.
-Viagra
-Cocaine
-Steroids

-Men's semen

-Meth
-Heroine

-Crack

-BOTOX, thanks to KATRINA MORDY

-Weed on the daily
-Drinks like a FISH, your bleach VODKA

that's made in someone's bath ๐Ÿ› tub

tastes like SHIT and is poisonous โ˜ ๐Ÿ’€
-Your Diamonds ๐Ÿ’Ž are pure garbage

just like you.

No wonder the SCLERA part of your eyes ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘€ are changing colour? Could your liver finally be shutting down ?
KATRINA MORDY: " HANAHA, have you noticed anything different about THAI lately ?

HANAHA: " yeah I have, his lips ๐Ÿ’‹ are swelled up and so is his head , what happened "

KATRINA MORDY: " OH we went to the salon for our BOTOX sessions and they their special running at the time for MAGILANT NARSASSCISTS so THAI fits that description perfectly so he got the MAGILANT discount % "

HANAHA: " did you suck his dick after "

KATRINA MORDY " yea I did, it tasted like SHIT!! It was like he fucked someone up the ASS and it smelt bad too "

HANAHA: " maybe the person ate too much YEMENI CHIKEN RICE and shattered the ๐Ÿšฝ porcelain at the same time "

Wait a minute, I was over at THAI's place and I made YEMENI CHICKEN RICE and the only person that was there was his one roommate RYAN at the time and half the YEMENI CHIKEN rice is gone now.

KATRINA MORDY " " WTF! I KNEW IT, THAI is GAY!

HANAHA: " His best friend TAURIEN DALEY from BARRIE told me that a while ago because something happened to TAURIEN while him and THAI went to MEXICO together โค. TAURIEN woke up naked or something like that "

KATRINA MORDY: " you can have the BASKET CASE "

HANAHA: " well soo much for the YEMENI CHIKEN RICE "

RYAN : " HANAHA, it was delish but I had

Thai Soccer Team all night before THAI put it in if ya know what I mean ๐Ÿ˜‰. "

HANAHA " OH , BOY "

KATRINA MORDY : " OH, BOY "
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