THAI

Midget height with a tattoo of his boyfriend's name on the upper part of his neck. Mid build, a bit on the stocky side but has put on weight and his face looks extremely bloated. Going bald or complete bald by now but is in the market for a toupee.

Still doing cycles of steroids, sniffing cocaine, drinking like a fish, smoking weed & consuming gallons of mens semen.
Concerned Citizen # 1 : "What's that thing hiding in that BMW ? Looks extremely strange"

Concerned CITIZEN # 2 : " that's called a

" THAI"
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 10, 2025
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This small short lady boy from THAI LAND is notorious for getting botox in all parts of his body including his favourite part which are his lips ๐Ÿ’‹

JUNE 25TH, JUNE 26th, JUNE 27th & JUNE 28th all in the year of 2019 he got all jacked up on botox and steroids.
What a complete clown! The guy has kids that are starving and this what he does ? Does make sense now that he's completely BALD and he looks deformed & mangled like he's been through the shredder machine.
KATARINA MORDY: " hey THAI, I'm going in for a session of filler for botox this week,

They have a special going on MAGILANT NARSASSCIST so I would recommend that you take the special because your brains ๐Ÿง  is swelled up so I think you another dose"

THAI: " KATARINA, the Botox deal sounds good because my boyfriend likes it when I get my lips ๐Ÿ’‹ done. He says the time he had in MEXICO was unforgettable while he was passes out and he got polished up under the sheets"

KATARINA: " WTF!! You are a BISEXUAL little MIGGET after ALL!! ... Im going ro tell RYAN & SAM !
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 09, 2025
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Should have just came out of the closet before he got married & had kids.
Now he just made things extremely weird for everyone. Clearly this was all calculated to prove to others that he wasn't bisexual but in reality he was from the get GO! Dammmnn YO!
HANAHA: " yo SAM, is THAI OK"

SAM: " We are all waiting for him to come out of the closet "
RYAN: " SAM & I lived with THAI for many years and we did suspect something, that he could be BI "
HANAHA: "Eweeeew ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคข, OMG. What the heck, he leads everyone on with a false image "
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Thai ISN'T a good friend because he's COO COO all the time. Make sure not to get angry at them or else your face will become flatter than Flat Stanley because he will sit on your face. He's an ATM kind of guy!! Thai can smash a ball easy in one night and many other things. He's MID at poker and extremely bad in all sports except men's wrestling because he loves to grope men and men only. Pretty midget kind of a build but if you open his shirt you will see a wide variety of gay extremities. Always a COCK sucker and can be found in different areas of the world.
Why is his SCLERA extremely YELLOW? It's turning GREEN almost ?

Can someone tell him to ease off on the Semen..
Thai loves men and cocks.
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A short MAGILANT NARSASSCIST,
You can find him hiding in his car wearing big sunglasses and a hat real low trying to look stealthy.
He likes to creep on people and follow them so please do tread when you see this creep.
You will never see him out in the open because he's always hiding something & I wonder what that is LOL. He's hiding his gayness. So from BARRIE ONTARIO he made his way down to KITCHENER Waterloo then to Woodstock and now he's all over the place. He's always at the ๐Ÿ’… NAIL SALON hiding. You should have a closer look at this creature hiding in his car. LOL ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜‚
Charles Q: " yo what's that thing hiding in that BMW SUV "
BIANCA C : " OMg, it's that creep ๐Ÿ˜ณ Thai!" RUN like CAPPADONNA!!
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 08, 2025
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A short BISEXUAL MAGILANT NARSASSCIST with a lot of Tattoos that sells fake DIAMONDS and Unprocessed Vodka that's made in a methlab in a bathtub ๐Ÿ›€. Heaed the vodka tastes like bleach and has made people extremely sick in the region along with a few casualties.
TD: " yo THAI, do you know where I can get fake Diamonds & some Vodka "

THAI: " TD, my Jamaican Brother, I gotchu "
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 05, 2025
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A short BISEXUAL MAGILANT NARSASSCIST with a lot of tattoos.

Be careful with these things because their top LIP curls up when they get MAD ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ˜œ

You can find him at the back of the ๐Ÿ’… NAIL SALON giving out HAND JOBS to men & women.

He has a special going on every Friday called THAI POON Friday's, These Typhoon Friday's include.

1. Full hand job while his top lip is curled up.
2. THAI SMILE - in the missionary position only !!
3. THAI TANIC - with curry ice ๐ŸงŠ cubes and end the session off with a THAI NUGGET.

If he's in a real good mood he will perform the THAI PADLOCK.

Please book your reservation now!! Limited spots left, Frst cum - first serve
TD: " YO THAI, what are you saying this Friday???
THAI: " TD my Jamaican Brother,

It's THAI POON Friday's at the salon so I will be working. Please stop by so you & I can get out freak On"
TD: " Sounds good THAI POON ๐Ÿ˜‹ "
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