Definitions by TCAN

Misery whip 

A large, flexible, man powered saw for felling large trees. Using the saw is very strenuous. In modern terms it's used to disparage any repetitive physical task.

Check out my new rowing machine! It uses water to create the resistance.

That's a fancy misery whip.

Misery whip by tcan November 22, 2016

wide open 

In automotive circles, running wide open refers to operating a vehicle at 100% throttle and relates historically to the throttle/fuel valve being fully open. The term is usually used to indicate that the vehicle is in final gear and traveling at a high rate of speed.

Boy, he was wide open coming down the back stretch! The ground was shaking, I'm tellin' you!

wide open by tcan February 7, 2014

Floozle 

(Adjective) Particulary ugly. Of or related to extreme ugliness. Gross!

(Noun) Anything/Anyone causing disgust.

(Adverb) Performing an action in an ugly manner.

Noone asked the floozle faced girl for a dance.

While vacationing, the Floozle scared a child.

The floozle faced girl, floozly invited herself on the floozle's vacation. The two floozly danced into the night, floozling all that watched their floozle ways. Floozle!!!

Floozle by TCAN September 12, 2005