TANTI - (SHAUN WARD)'s definitions

Flying Carpet

Akin to log watching under the glass coffee table, where the missus lays one out and you can watch the delivery without getting a face full of corn. The flying carpet is when she jumps over the coffee table naked, in the style of a Olympic hurdler and you get a snapshot of her hairy tomato barmcake

Peter was giddily chasing naked Marrion around the living room, when she expertly hurdled the living room coffee table, where Shaun was laying in wait, perfectly positioned for a snapshot of her beautiful puffed up fluffy flying carpet.

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) August 11, 2004

Boxing Glove

Enlarged, gorged clitoris

After Howard had finished his panty pudding, Marina's tomato barmcake was that puffed up and swollen it was like a boxing glove

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 3, 2004

Leopards Fanny Batter

Shock and bewilder your friends when dining out with this amusing and loveable chatchphrase.

Patron: Ooooh, I think I'll have the lamb henrys with a medley of fresh steamed vegatables for my main course, it sounds delicious and I'm just in the mood for a nice bit of lamb.
Matron: Oh yes, I've heard that is superb with a hint of corriander and a side order of leopards Fanny Batter sauce.

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 4, 2004

Tomato Barmcake

Enlarged / well endowed female clitoral region

Look at the beetle bonnet on that, it's like a tomato barmcake gone wrong

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 3, 2004

Eyes Right

A term used when a nice bit of totty walks past, with all her undercarriage hanging out like a car crash.

Check the camels foot on that, "eyes right, skin back tight". One top hat magoo coming right up.

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 4, 2004

Tripe Hound

Akin to the swamp donkey but with a verocious appetite. Can eat one potato more than a pig.

Look at that tripe hound over there, imagine giving that a "top hat magoo".

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 3, 2004