T.V. John's definitions

brain fart

a bad idea

It was a real brain fart, when he started talking about how his pants fell down while wearing them low.

by T.V. John March 27, 2013

bloatdown

To get fat; to become obese. The condition of becoming fat. A person who has become obese

Now weighing 403 pounds, he had a bloatdown of gaining over 200 pounds in the last two years.

by T.V. John August 18, 2012

blockchain

Blockchain can include all kinds of distributed databases and applications with varying levels of decentralization.

When you buy a cryptocurrency, you might not know that the blockchain will be maintained.

by T.V. John June 19, 2019

megadacious

hugely awesome, stunningly huge, overwhelmingly bold, exceedingly bodacious, boldly successful, jaw-droppingly beautiful, appealingly mega-sexy

He was hung with a megadacious pillar of audacity.

by T.V. John March 16, 2012

perfubulous

worse than totally ridiculous

The bikers made a perfubulous mockery of "Dancing With The Stars".

by T.V. John November 25, 2011

firecracker

a hothead; a personality who unexpectedly loses his temper; a person who quickly becomes angry without justification; someone who is easily frustrated into making hostile outbursts; an irrational who routinely yells or screams at others for no apparent reason; an explosive personality.

He turned into a real firecracker, whenever he did not get his way.

by T.V. John August 16, 2012

kerfuckle

n. a messed up mess
v. to mess something up

The political candidate created a real kerfuckle for himself, when he lied about his finances.

by T.V. John November 6, 2016