T.V. John's definitions

brain fart

a bad idea

It was a real brain fart, when he started talking about how his pants fell down while wearing them low.

by T.V. John March 27, 2013

bloatdown

To get fat; to become obese. The condition of becoming fat. A person who has become obese

Now weighing 403 pounds, he had a bloatdown of gaining over 200 pounds in the last two years.

by T.V. John August 18, 2012

photo bomb

an unexpected person or thing that gets in the way of a photograph being taken

That drunk clown was a real photo bomb, when he got into the wedding photographs that were being taken of the bride and groom!

by T.V. John February 22, 2013

softporn

Sexy media content that is not quite pornographic

The way the female dancers in the music video were shaking their butts was softporn.

by T.V. John February 7, 2013

perfubulous

worse than totally ridiculous

The bikers made a perfubulous mockery of "Dancing With The Stars".

by T.V. John November 25, 2011

humbugger

A negative person who finds fault with everything and everyone.

He was a real humbugger with the way he was always finding fault with everything and everybody.

by T.V. John May 7, 2013

kerfuckle

n. a messed up mess
v. to mess something up

The political candidate created a real kerfuckle for himself, when he lied about his finances.

by T.V. John November 6, 2016