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The discrete location (usually somewhere "outback") where you or someone you know always pours out all the old coffee. Other things can be included such as, old mop water, hot dog water, but for the most part it is just old coffee. If you ever go try and dig up a coffee graveyard site, you will find that you have to dig about 3 feet deep before you are past the coffee oil.
Is this a fresh pot?
No, just make another.

Where can I pour this out at?
Out back, you'll see the coffee graveyard.
by T.J. Dubz February 23, 2008
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What you say at the end of an argument that you win.
dude 1: No, the cowboys won three super bowls in a row back in the 90's.

dude 2: bullshit, they won 2 in a row, then the 49ers won one. I know I'm right, looked that shit up on Wikipedia... mythbusted man!
by T.J. Dubz May 17, 2010
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Explosive Diarrhea Syndrome. The artistic pattern of brown splatter against a white porcelain canvas.
-Damn someone dominated that toilet. Someone must be suffering from a very sever case of E.D.S.
by T.J. Dubz September 2, 2011
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A super bright flashlight, usually a sure-fire. When you shine it at someone in the dark or light, the person closes their eyes and shakes their head side to side like Ray Charles did when he played piano.
person 1: AHHH...

person 2: what dude?

person 1: That asshole just Ray Charles'd the shit out of me.
by T.J. Dubz January 1, 2008
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To go get some food, mostly at a buffet type setting.
BRB, I'm going to go plate up with some General Tso chicken.
by T.J. Dubz November 3, 2011
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Much like meat sweats, but with a specific emphasis on bacon. To the point where you can eat bacon in the morning and still smell it and taste it in your sweat when you are at the gym.
I had a serious case of the bacon sweats last night at the gym. I could taste the bacon sweat as it rolled off the bacon grease coating on my skin. It was delicious.
by T.J. Dubz November 19, 2011
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