T.J. Dubz 's definitions

Plate Up

To go get some food, mostly at a buffet type setting.

BRB, I'm going to go plate up with some General Tso chicken.

by T.J. Dubz November 3, 2011

Bacon Sweats

Much like meat sweats, but with a specific emphasis on bacon. To the point where you can eat bacon in the morning and still smell it and taste it in your sweat when you are at the gym.

I had a serious case of the bacon sweats last night at the gym. I could taste the bacon sweat as it rolled off the bacon grease coating on my skin. It was delicious.

by T.J. Dubz November 18, 2011

Bugnado

An epic proportion of insects flying together in hopes of a quick bug fuck.

WTF is that in the sky a tornado?

No, it's a bugnado. A bunch of horny fucking bugs.

by T.J. Dubz August 22, 2011

Steve Jobless

Steve Jobs new name after he left Apple.

Did you hear Steve Jobs left apple?

Yea, he needs to go ahead and change his name to Steve Jobless.

by T.J. Dubz August 29, 2011

E.D.S.

Explosive Diarrhea Syndrome. The artistic pattern of brown splatter against a white porcelain canvas.

-Damn someone dominated that toilet. Someone must be suffering from a very sever case of E.D.S.

by T.J. Dubz September 4, 2011

Doucheitize

When people dig themselves a hole by being an epic douche.

Don't doucheitize yourself. Just stop talking, your making me like you even less every time you speak.

by T.J. Dubz September 11, 2011