Definitions by T.J. Dubz
toothpick stare
The day dreamer stare you have when you are using a toothpick after you eat or when you have something stuck in your teeth. This same stare happens when you are cleaning your ears, brushing your teeth, or flossing.
toothpick stare by T.J. Dubz February 28, 2008
coffee graveyard
The discrete location (usually somewhere "outback") where you or someone you know always pours out all the old coffee. Other things can be included such as, old mop water, hot dog water, but for the most part it is just old coffee. If you ever go try and dig up a coffee graveyard site, you will find that you have to dig about 3 feet deep before you are past the coffee oil.
Is this a fresh pot?
No, just make another.
Where can I pour this out at?
Out back, you'll see the coffee graveyard.
No, just make another.
Where can I pour this out at?
Out back, you'll see the coffee graveyard.
coffee graveyard by T.J. Dubz February 23, 2008
hotdog water
Some know it as the juice left over after you get done boiling hot dogs, others know it as poor mans gravy, but either way, it can be a great additive to many things.
These potatoes are off the chain, how did you make them?
Just mashed up some potatoes and used hotdog water for gravy.
Just mashed up some potatoes and used hotdog water for gravy.
hotdog water by T.J. Dubz February 23, 2008
Rhymes & Beats
Rhymes & Beats, some people may know it as ryhthm and blues or slow-rap. It seems like just random rhyming words mixed with very heavy repeating beats. When heard through your neighbors wall, one can quicly reconize the song, not by its words, but by its phat beatz.
Hey man, can you please turn down your Rhymes & Beats! The bass is starting to punch a hole in my wall.
Rhymes & Beats by T.J. Dubz February 16, 2008
Kissle
One of the more famous characters of the Jerky Boys. Kissle is a WWII (double you double you two) veteran who loves to rag on his wife and repeat what he says over and over again.
Ray Charles
A super bright flashlight, usually a sure-fire. When you shine it at someone in the dark or light, the person closes their eyes and shakes their head side to side like Ray Charles did when he played piano.
person 1: AHHH...
person 2: what dude?
person 1: That asshole just Ray Charles'd the shit out of me.
person 2: what dude?
person 1: That asshole just Ray Charles'd the shit out of me.
Ray Charles by T.J. Dubz January 11, 2008