S.A.M. stands for Sun At Midnight aka a full Moon. Much like B.O.B. (big orange ball) stands for the sun.
. Hey lets hit the bars uptown tonight, we can just walk there.
.. Hell no, its dark as all hell and we would probably die on the way back.
. S.A.M. is out tonight so we got plenty of light.
When making the perfect microwave popcorn, you listen to the corn pop to the point where it stops then you turn off the microwave. You wait to open the door until the after pop, where you hear an additional kernel pop after the microwave is off.
Don't open the door, I'm waiting for the after pop.
When a retard spells google wrong.
you spelled google wrong YOU SON OF A BITCH *arnold voice.
google it, not goggle it.
A mix between clear and clarify. Some haters just don't understand what you mean to clarify something, so you have to "clear-ify" it.
guy1: I really am not understanding the instructions for this project.
guy2: Well, allow me to clearify them for you. Your thinking way to hard about it.
Valentines Day <3
I want to wish every a Happy V.D.
