T.J. Dubz's definitions

Meat Cookie

A crispy possibly crunchy hamburger with the texture of a two month old samoan cookie found between the crack of your couch.

Can I take your order?

Yea, I'll take a double meat cookie with bacon, lettuce, tomato, and onion.

by T.J. Dubz June 17, 2008

The Bootie Flu

Someone with HIV or another type of disease. Most often caught sexually. This could include any vast array of sexual diseases or anything that can spread during sexual activities.

Wow, look at that girl over there.

Dude, don't mess with her, I heard she has a heavy case of The Bootie Flu.

by T.J. Dubz March 29, 2008

cattle brand

Very similar to a "tramp stamp" but this is tagged on a very obease individual. It is what most farmers use to catorgize their cows from their neighbors. But simply speaking, it is a fat ass bitch with a tatoo on the back of her waist.

OMG, look at that fat bitch with the tramp stamp.

Naaa man, thats not a tramp stamp, thats a cattle brand

by T.J. Dubz April 7, 2008

Mythbusted

What you say at the end of an argument that you win.

dude 1: No, the cowboys won three super bowls in a row back in the 90's.

dude 2: bullshit, they won 2 in a row, then the 49ers won one. I know I'm right, looked that shit up on Wikipedia... mythbusted man!

by T.J. Dubz May 17, 2010

Bacon Boner

An immediate massive solid erection that occurs at the sight or smell of bacon.

Do you want to go to waffle house?

No! I get a huge bacon boner as soon as I get within 50 feet of that place.

by T.J. Dubz October 26, 2011

Rock Out With My Glock Out

When your chin deep in balls playing Counter Strike on a shitty team and out of primary. You always end up last alive with just a glock.

Damn my team sucks monkey fuck. Well, its time to rock out with my glock out.

by T.J. Dubz February 25, 2010

ear sight

A dumb way to say hearing.

Mom: The dogs are starting to go deaf. They are losing their ear sight.

Son: Ear sight?

Mom: What did I say? How do you say it?

Son: uhh..Hearing?

by T.J. Dubz June 9, 2011