Definitions by T. Erdelyi

Hanglove 

Hanglove (noun) A man’s penispeckerdick

Saw my old lady last night and after a few 40s I tried to get some stank on my hanglove and the bitch slapped me upside my head with a smoothie.

Hanglove by T. Erdelyi November 15, 2019

Pokin' cotton 

When you have take a crap so bad it starts commin' out before you make it to the toilet/water closet and you can feel the turd pushin' against your underwear.

Man I gotta shit so bad I'm already pokin' cotton.

Pokin' cotton by T. Erdelyi June 18, 2007