Saw my old lady last night and after a few 40s I tried to get some stank on my hanglove and the bitch slapped me upside my head with a smoothie.
by T. Erdelyi November 15, 2019
When you have take a crap so bad it starts commin' out before you make it to the toilet/water closet and you can feel the turd pushin' against your underwear.
by T. Erdelyi May 29, 2007