Plump Monkey

This term comes from the dirty south. Most common in Atlanta, plump monkeys are fat women, usually in their 20s, that feel like when intoxicated that are no longer fat, but supermodels, and feel they are good enough to talk to good looking men. They usually hang around the bar and squeeze their fat breasts together in hopes that someone will buy them a drink, when what they really need is a Diet Coke or a swify kick in the crotch.
"Hey dogg, is that missy elliot over there?"
"nah man, its just some plump monkey that looks like her"
by T-Money March 30, 2004
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Exorcising the McDemons

To expel three double cheezys and one supersize freezy the following day after excessive drinking and an unnecessary trip to McDonalds. Similar to the normal huge smelly shit, except on a much greater scale.
"Yo dog, hurry up i gots ta shower"
"Chill playa, im excercising the McDemons"

"want to see a dead body?"
"dog that aint a dead body, my McDemon wouldnt flush"
by T-Money April 02, 2004
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fat shit dick licker

when you take a shit and try to blow yourself
Zack stop being a fat shit dick licker!
by T-MONEY May 05, 2003
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about

almost, but not equal to
'I will order the pizza about 12 o clock'

meaning the pizza will be ordered somewhere between 11:55 and 11:59
by T-Money February 27, 2008
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floozie

a women that can be bought and wont mind it
Lets get ourselves a floozie tonight, yo
by T-Money October 01, 2003
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foam hunk diving

a game in which you lump into a pile of foam hunks
lets go foam hunk dive
by T-MONEY May 01, 2003
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T-Money

A 1 dollar bill with Mr.T on the the front and the A-Team van on the back. Always drink your milk ya fuckers!
T-Money is cool
by T-Money May 01, 2003
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